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Arguing with Levi over something stupid and ur honestly tired of the whole thing so you just him with โWhatever you say beautifulโ and he just turns his nose up and starts stumbling over his words
summary โก what the request says!ย
pairing โก levi colwill x gn!reader
content โก fluff, attempting to settle a classic british debate, cursing, reader is so over leviย
a/n โก this is most probably not the argumentative scenario that anon had in mind but i fell into my silly guy tendencies >_< tysmm anon for requesting this & i hope u enjoyyyy <3<3
itโs been over forty-five minutes of the same aggravation from your boyfriend, or at least you assume so โ you stopped keeping tabs a while ago, so incredibly tired of arguing with him over something so silly. sunday afternoons were supposed an agreed time for relaxation but todayโs snack time was far from that after levi clocked the way you prepare your scones.
โitโs clearly jam first; you spread that shit with a knife then dollop the cream on top,โ leviโs hands move maniacally, mimicking the same actions that heโs describing. โhow would cream first make sense?โ
โi dunno, babe. spread the cream then dollop the jam?โ between brief chews of sweet cream-first scones, your words come across as way too nonchalant for the chelsea boy and a shrug from your shoulders to pair with them makes him even more incredulous.ย
โthatโs fucking disgusting.โย
an exasperated groan leaves your lips as you push back the stool that youโre sitting on at the island and reach your destination of the fridge, routing through tubs and packets for a refreshing bottle of orange juice.
โlevi, if you donโt like it, donโt eat it.โ thereโs silence from levi as the sound of juice pouring into glass fills the atmosphere, and you can tell the cogs of pettiness are turning in your boyfriendโs brain. itโs the way his eyes narrow at you (you swear that if he were a cartoon character, heโd be shooting lasers at you right now) and his bottom lip juts out just the slightest, thinking about how to get one over you since he actually does want to eat the sweet treats that you had gotten up extra early to make.
โno, no, i have to show you how to do it properly, yeah?โ a little point of the butter knife in his hand at you and the boyโs now giving you an unsolicited demonstration of how to layer that jam-cream combo. โso, what you do, yeah, is put the knife into the jam jar and theโโ
you seriously canโt take this anymore, fearful that your eyes may get stuck in your skull if you roll them one more time.
โyeah, yeah, whatever you say, beautiful.โ
and it takes just that to have your boyfriend drop the butter knife in the jam, falling over his words as he struggles to get them out and make his case. it will always be the way you say that word and more so say it to him, about him, that will run his mouth dry of anything against you.
โuh, yeah, wellโฆ look, uhโโย
a playful smirk from you has his heart squeezing in the best way.ย
โare we done here, levi? because i would really like us to stop arguing over fucking jam and cream and go cuddle on the couch now.โย
you call the shots every time and levi canโt help but drop his case entirely, following you like a lovesick puppy to the sofa where youโve taken the plate of scones along with their matching condiments, laying them out on the coffee table for him.
โshow us how itโs done then, pretty boy.โ
BYEEEE CRYING BC THIS IS PERFECT
shin + ben&ben >>>>>> everything else in my life
i literally paused writing my essay when araw-araw by ben&ben came up *inhales* shinichiro and ben&ben just fit so well oH MY GOD PLS I CAN JUST IMAGINE HIM ACCOMPANYING ME AS I STUDY motivation go brrr i also finished the tenjiku arc last night and im still processing everything
- chiro who wants to be called shinichiro's hiwaga <33
WAIT THATS SO WHOLESOME AND CUTE AND UGHHHHHHHHHH
save a horse ride a cowboy..
i will not apologize for the person i will become if i or anyone else turns this into a real fic
I'm a huge appreciator of John's possession of Arthur's sight as a tool to describe the imagery to the listeners but it's so funny to listen to John state the blatantly obvious because he's cursed with being the narrative
I think I just embodied every fanfic writer with this comment
โญ ๐๐ถ๐ฏ๐ข /๐๐ข๐ด๐ด๐ช๐ฆ๐ญ
ย ย ย ๐ เฃชห ึดึถึธ ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ฏ๐ฐ ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ธ!!
เฃชห ึดึถึธ ๐ โข ๐๐ข๐ฑ๐ณ๐ช๐ค๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ถ๐ข๐ณ๐บ 2๐ฏ๐ฅย
โฐ โ ย . ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ/๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ . ๐๐ฉ๐๐ฅ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ข๐ซ๐ข๐ญ ๐๐ง๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ฅ โก
โ๏ฝก๏พโ๏ธ๏ฝกโ๏ฝกย ๐๐ซ๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ง ! !
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-> My ramblings:: ๐ฌ.chiacchere
-> ๐๐บ ๐ข๐ณ๐ต::โ๐ฎ๐บ.๐ข๐ณ๐ต
-> ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ธ๐ด๐ต ๐ข๐ณ๐ต:: ๐ช.๐ต๐ธ๐ด๐ต
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-> ๐๐ ๐ด๐ต๐ถ๐ง๐ง: [๐ฐ๐ค ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ]
am... am I going mad or did you post something almost six hours ago that I liked so I could come back to it, and now it's not there anymore? I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE READ IT BEFORE SHOWER IT WAS AN INTOXICATING FEAR DRAFT OF SOME SORT WASN'T IT ๐๐๐
i threw gold away goddamnit
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU DIDNโT SEE ANYTHING!!!!
IT WASNโT MY QUEUE FUCKING ME UP OR ANYTHING, AND IT WAS SUCH AN OLD DRAFT๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Absolutely wasnโt there, you are seeing things, clearly, ahem, nopeโ I didnโt see your like and go โoh shitโ and immediately go to delete the post, I would never do something like that, nope, only logical explanation is you are in fact, mad, so, sorry, but I have no idea what youโre talking about
Rossi the type to wear pajamas like these
With a little sleeping cap and peer around his room at night for anything in the shadows before climbing into his four poster bed through his bedcurtains and he has a glass of warm milk and some cookies at night before bed
jumping off of that anon fic poll from a little while ago, i'm curious
(edit: this is assuming that you're already in your preferred fandom/ship)
headcanon that percy's most reoccurring nightmare about tartarus is the one where he loses annabeth to the pit. the one where he trips over the rogue lace of his left shoe and misses her fingers by centimeters. the one where his hands get clammy due to nerves and she slips out of his grasp. the one where they descend over the cliff together but he isn't strong enough to hold the weight of arachne. the one where she uses her knife to slice his palm and catch him off-guard so she can wiggle free. and the one where she's bleeding from the wound on her head. begging him not to tamper with fate. to let the prophecy play out. and a silent conversation passes between them. an 'i love you' and 'goodbye' in the same breath. and he stares into her eyes for what he knows is the last time and lets go. the one where he has to watch annabeth sacrifice herself to save the world.
I feel like I get to pick one thing for myself, and it's her. A weird white lady I met by happenstance.
what the fuck is plaque psoriasis.
LAST ONE I SWEAR (for now, i think)
