The Toy Soldier - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
FINALLY IN TIME FOR FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN FRIDAY!!!
Marius looks like he’s gonna eat the mic, Ashes just looks concerned —
Okay so there’s someone here (I don’t remember their username, if you know it or if it’s you, let me know lol) that wrote a fic where in Ulysses Dies At Dawn, Jonny is Cerberus. Like Ashes is Hades (duh), Tim is Persephone — but Jonny went by the name of Cerberus, which I honestly adopted into my head because it makes a lot of sense to me. So, I liked the fic, adopted it in, now it’s made it’s way into my personal headcannons.
And that has lead to something HILARIOUS.
In “Underworld Blues”, Hercules’s part is pretty much him telling Hades that his last task was to get their dog. For anyone unfamiliar with Greek mythology, Cerberus is “Hades’s dog”.
So my brain keeps supplying me with this image of Hercules looking left and right for this dog, having no idea where the fuck it is, cause he keeps running into this short murderous guy instead, where the fuck is this dog —
And since he can’t find it he takes too long and that’s how Ashes catches him.
Realistically I know that if this were the case he would probably know that Cerberus is just a very animalistic and violent man, and not a dog, but I choose to ignore that fact cause it’s funny to me.
TLDR: Jonny is Cerberus and Hercules has no idea where the fuck the dog he’s supposed to “seize” is, takes too long, and gets caught by Ashes in Underworld Blues — is a hilarious thought to me.
Wanted to do a ⚡️Lightning Round⚡️!
I took the winners of all the other “which is the best [mechs] song?” Polls I did, and I bring you…
On this week’s episode of Things-I-Found-At-My-Work-That-Reminds-Me-Of-The-Mechanisms
I think Jonny would want me to have it, y’know??? — (correction, I think Jonny would want me to steal it, but still — )
LOSING MY MIND OMFG —
Have you considered volunteering for Acheron Pre-Selection lately?
Guys…good god—
99 times for One Eyed Jacks— 99?!
Yall I think my toy soldier broke.
Weekly cosplay list:
Monday: Orpheus - UDAD TM
Tuesday: The Spine - SPG
Wednesday: The Toy Soldier - TM
Thursday: Rose Red w OUT(IS) TM
Friday: Persephone - Stray Gods
Tma x mechs crossover au where suddenly, the Toy Soldier and Nikola gain the ability to travel between the two universes and become instant friends. Also Nikola would probably mess with the Mechs crew by pretending to be the toy soldier since she has the same voice as TS and also happens to be an inanimate object. Maybe the Toysoldier would end up being an honorary member of the circus? Jonny’s reaction to seeing nikola would probably end up being 3 words. “Great. There’s two.”
I really need to stop getting au ideas.
Mom can we get The Mechanisms?
No we have The Mechanisms at home:
Mechanisms at home:
Thanks to @bluishtones for letting me use their art in this shitpost
Behold thy height chart fool
I shall be reposting updates as I go
Also y’all… I tried to get them to stand still but they just would not cooperate. Jonny keeps trying to bite me because he insists he’s taller than Marius (this is made worse by Marius teasing him about it), Ivy insisted she had a book or she wouldn’t participate, Nastya wanted the Aurora in the picture but how am I supposed to fit a spaceship inside of my little building? Gunpowder Tim brought bombs into my room full of expensive camera equipment, and I had to rush over after taking the picture to put out the fuse on the dynamite he was trying to balance on Nastya’s head. Raphaella was very difficult to pry from her lab, I had to get Jonny to shoot her so we could drag her into the studio. Anyway at least Ashes, Brian, The Toy Soldier, and Lyfrassir didn’t get too under my skin. I do hope they remain cooperative in the future.
And now I have a nice picture of The Toy Soldier. It was very cooperative, unlike jonny. Anyway here’s some information about it:
As you may know, the Toy Soldier is far from a biological being. Due to this fact I will mostly be talking about it’s mechanical features.
It has an openable compartment on the back of it’s neck which originally was so that it’s voice box could be accessed, fixed, and replaced. The toy soldier has since removed its original voice and replaced it with a biological one. Despite having no airways, the vocal cords work due to the Toy Soldier believing it should.
The Toy Soldier was only able to repair itself magically after meeting the mechanisms. Before, it would have to manually replace parts and repair damage. Afterwards, it believed that it could regenerate like the mechanisms, and so it can.
It is made mostly out of wood, and it often repaints itself for fun. Just as it can repaint itself, it can also take out it’s hair and replace it with any kind of wig it could want. This means that those two aspects often can vary wildly in its appearance.
Behold thy height chart fool
I shall be reposting updates as I go
Also y’all… I tried to get them to stand still but they just would not cooperate. Jonny keeps trying to bite me because he insists he’s taller than Marius (this is made worse by Marius teasing him about it), Ivy insisted she had a book or she wouldn’t participate, Nastya wanted the Aurora in the picture but how am I supposed to fit a spaceship inside of my little building? Gunpowder Tim brought bombs into my room full of expensive camera equipment, and I had to rush over after taking the picture to put out the fuse on the dynamite he was trying to balance on Nastya’s head. Raphaella was very difficult to pry from her lab, I had to get Jonny to shoot her so we could drag her into the studio. Anyway at least Ashes, Brian, The Toy Soldier, and Lyfrassir didn’t get too under my skin. I do hope they remain cooperative in the future.
Fed Up.
Without shading + reference image:
Did anyone ask for me to dump all of my mechs related art here? No? Too bad:
Ignore the fact it’s mostly Galahad, he consumes my thoughts regularly. Also I still need to finish the line up sheet woops.
Playing Pretend