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Hashtag is a lesbian sorry I don’t make the rules I just enforce them

Literally not one person in the show has been confirmed to find Stolas attractive, and given the sheer number of jokes in this show that amount to someone using weird phrases to say that they want to fuck someone else, that's impressive.

"Stella forced herself on Stolas! She hates him because she hates the idea that he's not attracted to her!"

"Blitzø likes Stolas! He just acts like he doesn't because he's afraid of letting someone getting too close to him!"

Say it with me, everyone. . .

Two Childhood Best Friends, Might kiss

Or when one childhood best friends seems to have an unrequited crush on the other.

Character B leans in whenever Character A speaks, which drives them CRAZY. 

Character A taking candid photos of Character B. Character B notices and poses for the next photo. 

Alternatively, Character B taking a photo with Character A upon noticing. Character A tries their best to smile as their crush pulls them closer to get into frame.

Character A doing little services for Character B, like giving them water, letting them borrow a pencil, or giving them a snack. 

Character B doing Character A’s makeup. Bonus points if they haven’t done makeup at all/a lot, so they are making a ton of mistakes.

Them having a vow to marry each other if they don’t get married at a certain age. 

Character B saying fuck the vow and asking Character A to date them now.

Practice kissing. I need say nothing else.

Character B is very physically affectionate and hugs Character A all the time. Character A has to remind themselves not to melt into every hug and stay there. 

People mistake the two for a couple, but Character B doesn’t jump to correct them. They do eventually, but oh they take their sweet, sweet time with it.

Character B says outright that they like Character A and have been dropping hints for years.

Rainbow Dash helps Fluttershy put on makeup for the first time