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The gays have three genres: Pirates, Cowboys, or Immortals
wear warm clothes!!! It is super cold and getting colder!!! Wear a coat, scarf, gloves/handwarmers, long sleeve shirts!!! This is really important!!! Do not freeze!!!
I don’t normally read incomplete series because my obsessive brain won’t turn off if it’s not resolved but shit goddamn this is so good. Check the authors master list for a couple extra chapters! I read it before and thought about it over the past couple months. I’m so glad it made its way back to me 🤩🤩🤩
I’m so into reading stories about sexting etc the desire build up is just…I can’t get enough. This is like the epitome of that for me. I will come back to this one again.
Miss Dial [fratboy!yoongi x reader] | 1
VERY MUCH CO-WRITTEN BY THE LOVELY AND EFFERVESCENT @cyphertrip <3333 PLEASE SEND HER INSANE AMOUNTS OF LOVE, OKAY?
{ chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | coming soon! }
[11:31] You: okay so i’m texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting yoongi and telling him how badly i want his cock tonight. Arent you proud?
[11:32] unknown number: this is yoongi, hi
Rated M for explicit sexy shit, including but not limited to Yoongi’s creative language and lascivious use of cell phones. Also alcohol and partying!!! Based off of THIS gem from Texts From Last Night :-) Word count 6.1k.
It happened every single time you came here.
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im a feminist until i get the urge to be held, be kissed on the forehead, hold hands like a little girl, be dressed like a doll, have my hair brushed, my face touched gently, be treated like a princess, like a delicate porcelain doll by a biblically gorgeous man .
CALM DOWN EVERYONE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I AM CALM!
TUMBLR IS NO LONGER MY SACRED SANCTUARY OF SPILT TRUTHS.
I NEED TO DELETE EXPOSING POSTS.
THEY FOUND MY ACCOUNT.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Relationship: Hua Cheng/Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
Additional Tags: Fat Xie Lian, Weight Gain, Feeding Kink, Mild Smut, Body Worship, Married Hua Cheng/Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
Words: 2,056
Summary: Years into their marriage, Xie Lian allows Hua Cheng to show him worship in a new way. Hua Cheng appreciates the effects it has on his husband's physique.
i've started putting my obsession with fat gege into fic form. it's pretty tame, but mind the tags for anyone sensitive to weight-related things. i hope you all enjoy!
OOMF?! — OH MYGLOD
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Okay guys, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, HALF OF THE COSTUMES ARE OUT FOR SEASON 7 OF MASKED SINGER! THERES A TRAILER OUT ON THE OFFICIAL TMS YT CHANNEL!
i love when people say michael’s existence is a plot hole because spock obviously has such a good track record of telling jim about his family members
220927 - yoongi on instagram: 😕
EVERYONE GET UP VELMA IS FINALLY CANON CANON IN THE MOVIES LETS GOOO
Y’ALL SEE THE TEASER IMAGE FOR THE FNAF SB DLC??? WHAT’S GREGORY DOING IN THE BURNT DOWN PLEX?? IS IT ARCHIVE FOOTAGE?? WHO’S THIS LITTLE GIRL WE’RE GONNA PLAY AS??? I NEED ANSWERS NOW!!!!
instagram stories with bf yunho !
hongjoong | seonghwa | yunho | yeosang | san | mingi | wooyoung | jongho
what’s ur type first < prev next > full comic
What the fuck
WHY IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS HOW I FOUND OUT SHE DIED. WHY. DYING SCREAMING THROWING UP SOBBING ALL AT THE SAME TIME
DLSJAGFKSB!!! SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT ❤❤❤!!!!!
"Born of the sea"
This scene from chapter 8 of @alkalinefrog 's "The lights of Avalon" kept bouncing inside of my head and I would've gone insane if I didn't draw it, so here it is! Ta-da!
Also, don't look too closely at the ships, all the budget went into the giant lady in the sky.