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If anyone's preparing for an English language exam, here's a perfect example of a formal letter (no need to thank me, you're welcome)
Dear Sir,
I hope this letter finds you in good health
And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth
In the pockets of people like me down on their luck
You see, that was my wife who you decided to—
Uh-oh, you made the wrong sucker a cuckold
So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled
And hey, you can keep seein' my whore wife
If the price is right, if not I'm telling your wife
Sincerely yours,
James Reynolds
y’all already know what’s up…among us animatic 😈
featuring guest star kaido
I saw this and I knew I had to draw over it
So yesterday me and some people in a discord were talking about the Gus and Matt height difference and how absolutely hilarious it would be if Matt finally grows a bit and then he comes into school and just.
Gus has shot up again
boyfriend texts ! ♡
pairing : jungkook x sanrio girl!oc
warning : wanna make it clear that any picture of oc put in here is js for the sake of her aesthetic. how oc looks completely upto YOUR imagination. minor sexual themes : hickey , mention of ass
a/n : i'll DEFFO upload this again this was so much fun to make🤭 also anon i js made sum of their texts rn, but i'll deffo do instagram posts next!! tysm for ur request 💓
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request : could you post like twits and instagram posts or stories of sanrio jk and yn?? their profiles too
taglist : @fungie2332 @wintertxt @wheexine @hyunjinswifeee @ohsweetsweetie @canyon-txt
What does a true Feanorian have for breakfast? ... Oathmeal
Lan Wangji: Wei Ying and I are having a baby.
Lan Sizhui: Aw, that's gre-
Wei Wuxian: [slamming adoption papers on the table] It's you, sign here.
i don't know sorry
okay I’m sharing a sample chapter because I think it’s funny, if anyone is mean I will cry real human tears
Keep reading
Ladies gents and people like me, my new drug
A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)
MASTERLIST
Part 1 — Temporary Baby Acquisition
Part 2 — HE POUT ????
Part 3 — The Babygirl Agenda: Origins
Part 4 — Stuck in a Bookstore
Part 5 — Dior Bruce Wayne Supremacy
Part 6 — Please Sleep
Part 7 — GALA UNDER ATTACK
Part 8 — Stuck in an Elevator
Part 9 — Bruce Wayne is scared of bats?!
Part 10 — Lex Comes to Town
Part 11 — HIT THE DECK
Part 12 — Career Day in Gotham
Part 13 — Bruce Wayne is GAY????
Part 14 — The 30th Annual Wayne Business Convention
Part 15 — Monday: Puppies!!
Part 16 — Tuesday: Protecc Him
Part 17 — Wednesday: Crafts
Part 18 — Thursday: KIDNAPPED
Part 19 — Friday: The Seminar
Part 20 — Gotham's True Cryptid
Updates Every Sunday—Thursday :)
when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
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Apologies for no original posts, and erratic posting, we have been seeing the horrors.
If there’s plenty of fish in the sea, dumping a girl with fake boobs is pollution.
today, oh no!! von karma, you're doing the meme wrong!!!!
Collab I did with my good friend @vaguerival
Ink belongs to comyet
Error belongs to loverofpiggies
Warning: tentacle tongue kissing under the cut (I’m sorry)
Transcription:
Classic: uh, we gather here today blah blah blah blah… speak now or forever hold your peace
Fell: yeah actually-
Nightmare: NO NO NO EVERYTHING’S FINE!
Nightmare: Everything’s fine, please continue the ceremony ❤️
Classic: uhm, okay, so anyways…
(1 DAY LATER)
Ink: ITS LIKE YOU NEVER EVEN WANTED A CHILD TO BEGIN WITH! WE’RE OVER!!
Error: FINE! I WANTED A DIVORCE ANYWAYS!
Ink: You… you wanted a divorce too?
Error: uh, yeah?
Ink: It’s…
Error: It’s like…
Both: We were made for each other
latin professor tried to explain the difference between ille/illa/illud and iste/ista/istud by saying “If you say ‘illum’ you mean ‘that man’, but if you say ‘istum’ you mean that motherfucker’ before gasping, covering his mouth, and whispering “I forgot I can’t say that that until I get tenure”