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if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

OK, but what makes this even better is that the guy who voices Wu, who recites THIS DIALOGE, is Paul DOBSON!!!!

(Dobsonfly! It's so perfect!!!)

Long before time had a name, Ninjago was created by the First Spinjitzu Master, using the Four Weapons of Spinjitzu. The Scythe of Quakes, the Nunchucks of Lightning, the Shurikens of Ice and the Sword of Fire. Weapons so powerful, no one can handle all of their power at once! When he passed away, his two sons swore to protect them, but the oldest was consumed by darkness and wanted to possess them. A battle between brothers broke out, and the oldest was struck down and banished to the Underworld. Peace returned, and the younger brother hid the weapons, but knowing his older brother's relentless ambition for power, he placed a guardian to protect them. And for fear of his own demise, a map for an honest man to hide. That honest man was your father. The older brother is Lord Garmadon, and I... need to find those weapons before he does.

String identified: g t a a a, ag a cat t t t at, g t a t. T ct a, t cc gtg, t c a t . a , ca a a t at c! a aa, t t tct t, t t t a c a a at t t. A att t t t, a t t a tc a a t t . ac t, a t g t t a, t g t' t at , ac a gaa t tct t. A a , a a a t a t . Tat t a a at. T t Gaa, a … t t a .

Closest match: Neoneuromus ignobilis isolate Gutianshan chromosome 5 Common name: Dobsonfly

I always wondered, ever since I took that burden, that curse, I wondered what it could be, what my true happiness could even look like. I never found an answer, because the one thing I want... it's something I know I can't have. But I think I know - I think I know now, happiness isn't in the having, it's in just being, it's in just saying it. What are you talking about, man? I know - I know how you see yourself, Dean. You see yourself the same way our enemies see you. You're destructive and you're angry and you're broken - your daddy's blunt instrument. And you think that hate and anger, that's what drives you, that's who you are. It's not! And everyone who knows you sees it. Everthing you have ever done, the good and the bad, you have done for love. You raised your little brother for love, you fought fo this whole world for love. That is who you are! You're the most caring man on earth. You are the most selfless, loving human being I will ever know. You know, ever since we met, ever since I pulled you out of hell - knowing you has changed me. Because you cared, I cared. I cared about you. I cared about Sam, I cared about Jack, but I cared about the whole world because of you. You changed me, Dean. Why does this sound like a goodbye? Because it is. I love you. Don't do this, Cas. Cas- Goodbye, Dean.

String identified: aa , c t tat , tat c, at t c , at t a c . a a, ca t tg at… t' tg ca't a. t t - t , a 't t ag, t' t g, t' t ag t. at a tag at, a? - , a. t a a . ' tct a ' ag a ' - a' t tt. A t tat at a ag, tat' at , tat' a. t' t! A t. tg a , t g a t a, a . a tt t , gt t . Tat a! ' t t cag a at. a t t , g a g . , c t, c t - g a cag . ca ca, ca. ca at . ca at a, ca at ac, t ca at t ca . cag , a. t a g? ca t . . 't t, Ca. Ca- G, a.

Closest match: Apoda limacodes genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Festoon

how bad can I be, by tumblr legend The Onceler? :]

String identified:

a-a-a-a ca ? ' t g at c ata a-a-a-a ca ? ' t g t a-a-a-a ca ? ' t g at c ata a-a-a-a ca ? a ca ? t' a c at (c at) Tat at cat Ca a t ttt (a t ttt) A cc t t t g T aa tat at gtta catc A gt a ca a t a c A t aa tat 't t aa tat 't ' ----c (c, c, c, c, c) ' t a' a-a-a-a ca ? ' t g at c ata a-a-a-a ca ? ' t g t a-a-a-a ca ? ' t g at c ata a-a-a-a ca ? a ca ? T' a c (c ) Tat t a t t t ( t t ) a t -g g ' ' ggg ca ' ggg act ' ggg cat g t t, ta ca A ? ' ta ca , , , , (a tat tt ) t a a g (g ) ct c (ct c) Ca a at, t' , , ga t C a ca ? a-a-a-a ca ? ' t g a c a-a-a-a ca ? t at tt' t a-a-a-a ca ? A t c g t cat a-a-a-a ca ? a ca ? t' ( a-a-a-a ca ?) A t ct a g ( a-a-a-a ca ?) A t ' tg ( a-a-a-a ca ?) A t a g ( a-a-a-a ca ?) A t a a g ( a-a-a-a ca ?) ca a t a g? ( a-a-a-a ca ?) T a gatg a… a ca t ?

Closest match:

the fucking Ochropleura leucogaster

Common name: Radford's flame shoulder

Me when I see those hungolomghononoloughongous

i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

what happens next?!

transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

String identified:

gt t a t. aca t' t g c g ct ' gt g . a . a a t a. ac . a aa. g ' tgg.

at a t?!

ta tt t gg agag. g gggg.

Closest match: Pseudochaenichthys georgianus genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: South Georgia icefish

There is no way this guy managed to get a mascot worthy animal on accident.

Hello! I run the social media for my local library and I was just wondering what sort of plant or creature might emerge if I talk about books here. Just a lil guy perhaps, to encourage public library use. A new library mascot to say "Books are cool! Reading is fun!" etc. Thank you for your time and efforts. 📚

String identified: ! t ca a ca a a a t g at t at cat gt g ta at . t a g a, t cag c a . A a act t a " a c! ag !" tc. Ta t a t. 📚

Closest match: Lutra lutra genome assembly, chromosome: 14 Common name: Eurasian Otter

I like this moth, it is good moth.

But why in the name of all that is holy, is this stick of a moth called "flame shoulder?" I know scientists are awful at naming things, but who looked at this moth and saw flames? What drugs/mushrooms was this Radford person on?

Either way, I like this moth and I'm now expecting the Oncler to become this month in less than a week.

how bad can I be, by tumblr legend The Onceler? :]

String identified:

a-a-a-a ca ? ' t g at c ata a-a-a-a ca ? ' t g t a-a-a-a ca ? ' t g at c ata a-a-a-a ca ? a ca ? t' a c at (c at) Tat at cat Ca a t ttt (a t ttt) A cc t t t g T aa tat at gtta catc A gt a ca a t a c A t aa tat 't t aa tat 't ' ----c (c, c, c, c, c) ' t a' a-a-a-a ca ? ' t g at c ata a-a-a-a ca ? ' t g t a-a-a-a ca ? ' t g at c ata a-a-a-a ca ? a ca ? T' a c (c ) Tat t a t t t ( t t ) a t -g g ' ' ggg ca ' ggg act ' ggg cat g t t, ta ca A ? ' ta ca , , , , (a tat tt ) t a a g (g ) ct c (ct c) Ca a at, t' , , ga t C a ca ? a-a-a-a ca ? ' t g a c a-a-a-a ca ? t at tt' t a-a-a-a ca ? A t c g t cat a-a-a-a ca ? a ca ? t' ( a-a-a-a ca ?) A t ct a g ( a-a-a-a ca ?) A t ' tg ( a-a-a-a ca ?) A t a g ( a-a-a-a ca ?) A t a a g ( a-a-a-a ca ?) ca a t a g? ( a-a-a-a ca ?) T a gatg a… a ca t ?

Closest match:

the fucking Ochropleura leucogaster

Common name: Radford's flame shoulder

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

is there a match for the entire Connection Terminated speech from fnaf? link to the text (here)

String identified: Cct tat. ' t tt , at, t tat a, t ' aa ' . a t t c a gt, a ca t a a, atg, a ca. a a ca , t a at a , ct a t. A at t t, a a t . 't a tat a ta. t a cc, cag t c c ca, aa g a, t t ac, t t. . T t . A t , a t, t tg t t , atg t a a a t a , a a g tat' t at at. a a g tat a gt at t . a ag a . a a. T ac t , a t tg tat tat t ca a g t a aa. A t ag tag . A t t ta t c, t a g t. T 't g t . t , t ac a a atg at t ca. Atg, , t at t a t a , 't t atg, . agt, ca a , t a . t' at t tct t ct. ' tat tat a, t a t t a t t , a t t t t t a t a t t t , a t, at ca . a 't ctt t aa, t agt. c't a t, t a . t' t t t - , a t a ca a. T a . ccat.

Closest match: Homo sapiens BAC clone RP11-504G5 from 2, complete sequence Common name: Common human

I think bro has shown us an irl pokemon

I always wondered, ever since I took that burden, that curse, I wondered what it could be, what my true happiness could even look like. I never found an answer, because the one thing I want... it's something I know I can't have. But I think I know - I think I know now, happiness isn't in the having, it's in just being, it's in just saying it. What are you talking about, man? I know - I know how you see yourself, Dean. You see yourself the same way our enemies see you. You're destructive and you're angry and you're broken - your daddy's blunt instrument. And you think that hate and anger, that's what drives you, that's who you are. It's not! And everyone who knows you sees it. Everthing you have ever done, the good and the bad, you have done for love. You raised your little brother for love, you fought fo this whole world for love. That is who you are! You're the most caring man on earth. You are the most selfless, loving human being I will ever know. You know, ever since we met, ever since I pulled you out of hell - knowing you has changed me. Because you cared, I cared. I cared about you. I cared about Sam, I cared about Jack, but I cared about the whole world because of you. You changed me, Dean. Why does this sound like a goodbye? Because it is. I love you. Don't do this, Cas. Cas- Goodbye, Dean.

String identified: aa , c t tat , tat c, at t c , at t a c . a a, ca t tg at… t' tg ca't a. t t - t , a 't t ag, t' t g, t' t ag t. at a tag at, a? - , a. t a a . ' tct a ' ag a ' - a' t tt. A t tat at a ag, tat' at , tat' a. t' t! A t. tg a , t g a t a, a . a tt t , gt t . Tat a! ' t t cag a at. a t t , g a g . , c t, c t - g a cag . ca ca, ca. ca at . ca at a, ca at ac, t ca at t ca . cag , a. t a g? ca t . . 't t, Ca. Ca- G, a.

Closest match: Apoda limacodes genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Festoon

just came across this on tumblr. what

Hello! I hope this texts works for your fun genetics thing and the brackets dont mess it up <3

HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!! IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]] WHY BE THE [Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT'S [[Hyperlink Blocked]] YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]] DON'T YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]. YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU? YOUVE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]]

Thank you!

String identified: !! T' !!! ' AT [[ at aa]] AT AT G. AT!! A!! T "T A… GT ! - !!! ' [[A A A at gt?]] A , [[Aa t ]] A? A, G T [[a]] [[a]]?? G A GA GAAG CA??? A GT A [[c a]] [[at]] !! ' [[t Ct ]] T T GTTA GA T T [[ tg]] T [tt g]] AT T [[$.]] CA A [[G T!!!]] [[G T!!!!]] [[G T!!!!!]] TAT' GT!! ' CAC T A [[G T]]!! A A T. T TG. . TAT' [[ c]] AT T. AT [[ c]] 'T . A GT A A !! A A T . [[atact]]. ' GT < A'T ? GT T [[GT.]] 'T [[ t ?]]

Closest match: Salarias fasciatus genome assembly, chromosome: 23 Common name: Lawnmower blenny

first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line

STURGEON MY BUDDY

TAC

sauropoda is a clade of saurischia that includes some of the largest dinosaurs we currently know of. if i'm going to submit something to you it's going to include these guys. they include some familiar faces like the brontosaurus. but the largest specimen within this group is a giant barosaurus fossil.

credit to Paleonerd01 on DeviantArt

they've inhbabited every continent (including Antarctica!) and give us those comically large prints we're so fond of zooming out on.

another good giant friend of mine is the colossal squid. why do they keep making bigger squids? because i love them. i love their huge eyes and big fights with sperm whales. i love their elusiveness. i love that we went "kraken?" haha very funny. cthulhu? sure guys. and they EXIST <333

credit to Te Ara in New Zealand

and charismatic megafauna are cool and all but have you considered something a little smaller? maybe a Black Capped Chickadee? they tend to travel in groups or two or more when they're flying outside the nest and their call "chicka dee" functions as a warning call of increasing intensity depending on how many "dee"s they add.

and bugs? here's the thing: i have fought with Polistes metricus for years growing up. have they stung all of my loved ones? absolutely. do they also eat an invasive species of worm in my area? yes. and while these guys will sting you without a second thought and fly away laughing, they are a necessary evil. just like the birds, they stop for a sip of water. they are, i must admit through gritted teeth, an important part of my ecosystem.

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String identified: TAC

aa a ca aca tat c t agt a ct . ' gg t t tg t t' gg t c t g. t c aa ac t ta. t t agt c t t g a gat aa . ct t a01 atAt

t' at ctt (cg Atactca!) a g t cca ag t ' g t .

at g gat t ca . t ag gg ? ca t. t g a g gt t a. t . tat t "a?" aa . ct? g. a t T <333 ct t T Aa aa

a caatc gaaa a c a a t a c tg a tt a? a a ac Ca Cca? t t t ta g t t' g t t t a t ca "cca " ct a a ag ca cag tt g a "" t a.

a g? ' t tg: a gt t t tc a gg . a t tg a ? at. t a at a a c aa? . a t g tg tt a c tgt a aa agg, t a a ca . t t , t t a at. t a, t at tg gtt tt, a tat at ct.

ATT

Closest match: Acipenser ruthenus genome assembly, chromosome: 41 Common name: Sterlet sturgeon