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Twist quotes #01
FIRST YEARS' REACTIONS TO BEING TOLD "I LOVE YOU"
Ace: Thanks fam!
Yuu: Oh no…
Jack: *cries* I love you too.
Epel: Sounds fake, but ok.
Deuce: *a flustered mess*
Sebek: Can I get a refund?
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Deuce: Wait. Where's Epel? He loves *insert twst's version of dungeons and dragons*
Ace: I thought you invited him.
Jack: I thought Sebek invited him.
Sebek: "I thought Sebek invited him"
Sebek: The only person I'll ever invite is Malleus-sama.
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Ace: So, Duece is late today. Wanna bet why?
Ace: I say he somehow slipped through a grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man.
Yuu: I bet 50 madol his alarm didn't go off or he was in line at the cafeteria.
Jack: Take this more seriously! He was clearly taken in his sleep!
Sebek: I bet he tucked himself in bed too tightly and got stuck.
Epel: Maybe he fell into another dimension where he's more interesting..?
*Deuce finally arrives*
Deuce: Sorry I'm late, there was a problem in the cafeteria.
Yuu clapping excitedly: YES! Now hand 'em over bitches!
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Epel: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Sebek: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Jack: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Ace: I have a piece of graphite in my leg 'cause I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil in first grade.
Deuce: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and pulled it in my hand so I got a bad burn.
Yuu: I have emotional scars.
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Jack to the first years: I'd die for you guys.
Sebek: Then perish.
Ace: You will.
Deuce: please don't.
Epel: Cool.
Yuu: I'd die for you first.
Twst quotes #03
Kalim: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
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Deuce: Good morning.
Epel: Good morning.
Jack: Good morning.
Crewel: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Ace: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Grim: Thanks for not telling Yuu what happened.
Trey, Dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Jamil: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Epel: What?
Jamil: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Yuu: You three explain right now!
Ace: It was Grim.
Deuce: It was Grim.
Epel: It was Grim.
Grim:
Grim: … Fuck.
Twst quotes #04
Yuu: In terms of money, we have no money.
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Cater: Croissants: dropped.
Kalim: Road: works ahead.
Floyd: BBQ sauce: on my titties.
Idia: Shavacado: fre.
Yuu: Miss Keisha: fuckin' dead.
Leona:
Leona: … I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Ace: Can you see it? Where Yuu slapped me?
Deuce: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Sebek: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Jack: A palm reader could tell Yuu's future by looking at your face.
Epel: The phrase "Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Ace: A simple "Yes" would work.
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Idia: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Grim will and will not eat.
Yuu: Grass? Yes!
Idia: Moss? Yes!!
Yuu: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Idia: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Yuu: Worms? Sometimes!
Idia: Normal rocks? Usually nah.
Yuu: Twigs? Usually!
Idia: Lilia's cooking? Inconclusive!
Azul: How did you… test this?
Idia: You just hand him stuff and say "Eat this" and if he eats it, he eats it.
Azul: … I don't know how to feel about this.
Ace: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Crowley: I still don't have a new year's resolution.
Crewel: You could take care of the overblots.
Yuu: You can get me home.
Sam: Don't be such a bitch.
Crowley: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
Twst quotes #05
Yuu: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Ace: Not it!
Deuce: Not it!
Grim: Not it!
Yuu: … None of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
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Yuu: ARE YOU-
Ace: Fucking.
Yuu: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Ace: Fucking.
Yuu: IDIOT!
Leona: … What was that?
Ace: Crewel banned Yuu from swearing, so I'm helping them out.
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Ace: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Kalim…
Yuu: As you should be.
Ace: No, for real, he's just really-
Yuu:As. You. Should. Be.
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Ruggie: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog…
Leona: What's updog?
Ruggie: Jack! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
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Yuu, grinning: I have acquired a knife!
Crewel: Put it down Yuu.
Yuu: You have magic! I have knife. Fair trade! *sprints away*