Were Cooked - Tumblr Posts
that feeling when your journal entries start looking like hail true body mark owen’s thought process (we’re cooked, my bros)

When he moans more for the hotdogs I made him vs the sex we just had smh
hmmm sounds familiar...


america is so hamilton coded with this current situation

Great googley moogley it’s all going to shit! Every day becomes exponentially more terrifying!
And all perfectly timed to just right at the start of what’s supposed to be my adult life where I get my shit together and be useful and productive!
GUYS THE BASKETBALL AU MADE IT TO YUURI- x
Ppl who are 6ft plus deadass used to be babies. Like, can you believe that?? 😭
I figured out that if you mix Trump and Biden together you get Creed Bratton from The Office
I don't even want to watch tonights game
we're 100% cooked
you tried oilers