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Alucard needs someone to hold him, and a hot drink, most pathetic man I ever seen

Most pathetic man ever experiences one positive experience in bed

Enough committing to the bit. Commit to the git.

It’s Flip!

I can’t draw but I decided to do some doodles of Flip :)

If anyone has any tips on how to draw anatomy please share!

So I'm making a swap au, and I decided to swap earth and eclipse and foxy and Monty. So because of this I realized that if eclipse is in earth's role and foxy is in montys role, then it would make sense that the earth and monty equivalent are together... so what do yall think of this Crack ship of swap foxy x swap eclipse.

"Just- whatever"-Youngjae Scenario

Summary: Y/N has too pee,but Youngjae fell asleep on her lap, making it almost impossible for her to make a run to the bathroom.

Genre: fluff, comedy? Idk my stories really suck and I’m almost 100% sure that nobody out there would actually want to read this crap voluntary.

ANYWAYS… ENJOY READING!

“Hey,Youngjae!”

“Youngjae-”

“Oppa…?”

“Earth to Choi Youngjae can you hear me?”

Youngjae and you had planned to spent the whole day in the park having a picnic before going for a long walk, but since the weather wasn’t very favorable and to be honest you felt too lazy to go out, the two of you quickly decided on staying at home and watching a few movies, rather than doing what you’ve originally planned.

After the two of you decided on what movie to watch, you made yourself comfortable on the couch and nuzzled into eachother. The two of you weren’t  even an hour into the movie,when you noticed that Youngjae had fallen asleep on your lap. You smiled, carefully carressing his head.

The fact that he had fallen asleep didn’t bother you,since you knew how exhausted he was from all the practice that he’d done in this week and he wasn’t like drooling or something while sleeping. That’s why you just let him rest on your lap, while you continued on watching the movie.

As time went by you had consumed a whole bottle of water, two cans of coke and a few jellies into your body and well since we are all human, we all come to one point where we ‘ve got to micturate pee or else your kidney will explode, because of some logical progress that a human body has to undergo. (I’m bad at biology please don’t hate me for this xD)

“Youngjae-ah? ” You softly spoke, trying to lift his head from your lap.

“Oppa~ why are such a heavy sleeper?” you laughed, scratching the back of your head.

“I can’t get out with you cuddled up on my lap, you gotta move,honey..” you tried moving him again,tickeling his sides, failing as you saw no reaction coming from him.

Waking Youngjae up is one hell of a job. He always slept like a rock, not moving or showing any signs of life,apart from his heavy snoring when he had faced an really REALLY exhausting day. Sometimes you wondered if he really was just asleep or some kind of manquin lying in ypur flat. The aftermath that follwed, after successfully waking him up wasn’t any better than that. He could be a real diva, after waking him up from his slumber. He’d whine, complain and annoy everyone within his environment for waking him up.But the worst thing,that could possibly happen, while waking his up is his ruthless revenge,because you may never know, when and where he strikes back.

You see? Waking Choi Youngjae isn’t as easy as it may sound.He may appear cute on the outside, but he’s literally the evil inside.

“What should I do?” you mumbled to yourself, running a hand through his hair. Just then you felt his body shifting a bit, his mouth opening and quietly forming an “o”.  I have got an idea…You cocked your eyebrows, smirking as you studied his face, before softly pulling a bit on his hair. He screwed his eyebrows together, letting an small almost un-adible moan out.

“Youngjae-ah” you seductively whispered,as you lowered yourself softly biting onto his earlope. You moved your lips from his ear to his neck, leaving small kisses on your way and electing small whimpers from your sleeping boyfriend.

You felt yourself smiling onto his neck,as you heard small giggles coming out of his mouth.

“Finally…Youngjae you’re up I-” you began speaking as  you lifted your head from his neck and looked into his eyes. The moment your eyes met, the two of you broke down into a loud fit of laughter. “Yah! Why are you laughing?” you chuckeled,hitting his chest. “No! No! I should be the one asking you!” he groaned,rubbing his chest as you hit him again. “Stop hitting me! I just woke up…” Youngjae pleadingly yelled, sitting up and skillfully grabbing your wrists, putting them above your head. “Take care! I’m scared that you might fall from the couch!” you warned, hinting towards the edge with your head. Youngjae nodded in response, showing you his tongue. “Yah! Why are you sticking your tongue out like that?” “Just-whatever…” Youngjae answered, shrugging with his shoulders. He leaned forward, face only inches away from yours. You smiled,taking in his facial features. “ Apart from your sleeping habits, I’m really happy to be with such an handsome guy like you.” you blurted out, watching him blush at your words. He shyly looked away from you for a second, before he quickly turned back and thankfully licked your nose. You grabbed his face and pulled him into a kiss, smirking against his lips. He’s such a goofball…

He fierce fully returned the kiss, pulling you closer onto his body. “That was a bad decision. ” Youngjae thought as he felt himself slowly slipping from the couch.

“Y/N we have to-” just when he was about to explain his worry, you cut him off by sneezing into his face. He jumped in surprise, causing the both to fall from the couch as he unfortunately pulled you down with him.

The two landed surprisingly soft, there was no loud bang when you hit the ground, what could’ve bothered your neighbors downstairs. But somehow you landed face first into Youngjae’s crotch. “Wow… I’ve always wanted you to go down in me,but not like this…” he teased, while helping you sitting up straight. You tried giving him an annoyed look, but failed as you saw him looking at you. He’s just one of those people that cause people to laugh the moment they see their faces. Being with Youngjae was probably one of the best and worst things that could ever happen to you. He is that one person that you’d actually consider sharing your food with, singing embarrassed songs in a Karaoke-cafe and laughing your booty off about bad puns that he blurred out. But he could also be that one person, that you’d want to rip their head off, because he could be really well- hard to deal with. (f.ex when waking him up ⬆️)

“Youngjae-ah…”

“Hmm?”

"I love you.”

"Naaw..I love you too…”

"Do you want me to tell you a secret?”

“M-hm”

“I think that I might have peed myself a bit, when we fell from the couch…”

The End(?)

A/N hope you liked reading this XD I actually stayed up all night to finish writing this…even though I have to get up really early tmrrw…well ANYWAAAYS how was your day? I hope it was bare able…

Btw I’m taking requests…just send me a message and I’ll see what I can do ;))

-good night :))x

Marcemallow’s Writing Prompts 001 (aka stories i want to read but not write)

Starting on February 4th, a girl receives a note reading ‘You looked so beautiful today <3.’ (or some other sappy love note) tied around a black rose on her doorstep.

With no name attached, she asks around at her school/work to see if anyone knows who wrote it, but no one admits.

She sets the rose in a vase and heads to bed.

The next day, another rose is left on her doorstep, another sweet message left for her.

The days go by, and every morning when she leaves for the day, she brings the black rose into her home and adds it to the vase, falling more and more in love with her secret admirer everyday.

Until February 13th, the day before the day of eating chocolate you bought for yourself and watching crappy rom-coms.

Instead of a letter probably stolen from a Conversation Heart, ‘Will you be my Valentine? Yes No’ is written on the note.

The girl circles Yes and leaves the rose out for the (hopefully not a) stranger to find.

Sometime late at night, the girl is wide awake, unable to sleep. Anxious to see who it is, she heads to her neighbors’, who’s more than a little pissed for being woken at 3:00 in the morning.

Still, she shows her the security cameras. She speeds it up until 4:50 am, when a ghostly figure enters the screen.

Her heart speeds up. It’s not who, it’s a what.

The thing was wearing a black, withered gown, a hood hiding what looked like at empty face devoid of a face. The only features were two glowing red eyes that seemed to bore right into her soul from the screen.

Her neighbor, in pure terror, recognizes it.

She tells her the urban legend of the Secret Admirer (that took literally two seconds to come up with).

It’s a demon that gives young and beautiful ladies black roses and love notes everyday leading up to Valentine’s Day Eve, when he asks them to be his Valentine. When they accept, the women unknowingly agrees to give full possession of their body to this creature, allowing him to take a human form all the way until February 4th, where he seeks to find a new vessel.

She asks the girl if she said no, but with one looks she can tell.

She already said yes.

Ok so I’m at a Fall Out Boy concert and I was trying to get to my seat. I was in the wrong row, so I tried to step over the chairs behind me to get to the right row. So I stepped into a chair, and the entire row of chairs came crashing down and in (they were folding chairs) and I fell off and kind of into the chair. Everyone was staring, and I figured I might as well post this before someone else does. Can’t wait for my tumblr infamy and my stupidity immortalized.

i deleted all social media apps except tumblr because i don’t get any notifications from tumblr and now my dopamine deprived brain feels starved because tumblr can’t hit me with that instant 7 second video and doesn’t have an algorithm that predicts what i’m going to want to watch before i even know that i want to watch it

which is why i kept tumblr and deleted everything else but man my brain is NOT happy

Everyday texts with Yoongi pt. 1

•·.··.·• •·.··.·•

Requests are open, loves~

I'm sorry for whatever you were going through. I feel so bad that you had to face your demons and you took this way.

I hope you found the peace you were yearning for.

Hope your soul rests in peace.

Moonbin

My condolences to all your members, friends and family.

i can’t believe i actually cried because pran cried. what the damn hell 

here’s something i created which me & my bro have been dying over tonight

i have now also terrorised several friends with this >:) it’s been a good evening lmao

Learn your mother language

Wanda Maximoff x Reader

Hi! This is my first time writing Marvel and girl x girl relationship, so please don't judge me! Feedback is appreciated so I can improve!

Please, enjoy your reading!

After Ultron, the Avengers had finally peace for some time. You were sitting with your girlfriend Wanda in the living room of tower, watching Supernatural. After two episodes Wanda stood up and went to kitchen to make herself some snack.

,,Would you like some tea, kráska?" she asked. (kráska - beautiful)

You let out a light moan. You loved when Wanda spoke to you in her mother language. ,,Y-yeah, that would be great."

,,Okay, coming right up."

You smiled. She was too good for you, but still decided to be yours.

,, Here, '' she gave you the cup.

,, Thank you, " you said and took a sip. The tea immediately warmed your insides.

,, What are you thinking about, láska moja?" (láska moja - my love)

,, Honestly? You. And how I love it when you talk your mother language to me. It's sexy. "

,, Really. I didn't realise before, " she smirked. ,, Ľúbim ťa, moja milá. "

,, Wait, " you groaned.,, What did you say? "

,, I said that I love you, my dear, " she laughed.

,, Really? " you pulled yourself closer to her. ,, Will you teach me? I wanna know what you're saying."

,, Okay, I'm really gonna enjoy this, " Wanda grinned at you.

,, Hey! Come on, it's not gonna be that bad. I hope so. "

She laughed: ,, I know it won’t be that bad. Now come on, we still have like another four episodes to watch. "

You snuggled into her. ,, I love you Wanda. "

She kissed you lovingly.

,, I love you too, moja drahá. " (moja drahá - my darling)

And then I wrote "Shayad iss zindagi ke chaar panno humara ek hona na mumkin tha; kya pata... ye adhoori kahani, humari agli mulakaat ka karan ban bethe"

When tahseen anam said " If anyone can have anyone , why can't i have you ? "

And then i wrote " Agar dunya mei har cheez mumkin hai toh phir mera aur tumhara sath kyu nahi mumkin ? - ameera

I have no proper explanation for this.

You did Sydney and Kylar, so how about *flips coin* Robin with *throws dart* whipped cream or other food?

LMAO- Yes, I don’t really know how to write Robin but yes,

Also sitting in my math class while writing this •-•

Note: writing this with female aligned pc

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“Rob..Robin wait-“ she let out a choked gasp as the boy above her continued his relentless attack, her body moved up the cheap worn blanket lying on Robin’s bed. The iron grip on her hips increased as he dips his head down and laps up the remaining melted, sticky drink on her boobs. She rolls her eyes to the back of her head, as she arches off the bed. Maybe in a desperate attempt to get away from Robin, the overwhelming pleasure is heating the room to unbearable levels. It reeks of sex, sweat, and the forgotten milkshake. She wanted to share the sugary drink with her lovely boyfriend after he worked hard at his lemonade stand. How would she have known it would leave to this..? Oh well, not that she minds. Not when she gets to hear his pretty whimpering and moans directly in her ear.

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A/n: math sucks btw

within the forest | chapter 11

pairing: fairy!Chan x princess!reader x prince!Seungmin word count: 2.1k words summary: It's about time the king confronts you about the fairies a/n: I apologize for this bad chapter T-T

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The crackling of the fire camp under the chimney had become her company as she clenched the pink dress Chan gave her yesterday. She rested her elbow on her knee, bouncing as long as she could count, face buried into the soft material. Yesterday’s accident caused a memory to surface back. She can’t shut her eyelid without deciphering it.

What happened? She couldn’t grasp any vivid memory of it. She was young, maybe recalling was useless. How hard she wrecked her brain, all she could remember was the bright orange and red flame engulfing her, her throat was in pain and a thick layer of mist clouded her vision.

“Y/N, why are you up this late?” The sweet voice of her mother snapped her head toward it. Y/N’s gaze followed the woman’s silhouette until it settled on the chair across hers. 

“Nothing. I couldn’t sleep. Maybe I’m overthinking my future. You know overthinking is envious of my good sleep sometimes.” 

She offered her mother a tender smile before taking her hand into hers. Rubbing her thumb over the wrinkly skin of her mother, she pecked it. This hand takes care of her, bled before and maybe had soaked in her tears while she was a careless little girl. 

She was ashamed as she was too late to realise her selfishness. It was a selfish act to forget the one who gave you freedom and happiness. The queen’s hand touched the princess’s cheek and caressed it softly.

“I’m here if you have any problem. I’m here if you want to rant about anything… including Chan.”

Her eyes widened in surprise. “You knew?”

“Ever since you were 8. I met him a few days ago and I’m glad he’s the one you met. Do know I welcomed him as your friend” She smiled and relief washed over her, easing her mind from the possibility of her mother loathing him too.

“I’m always by your side, sweetie. No matter how devastated or ecstatic it is. Now…” She rose to her feet, approaching the princess. She kissed on top of her head, her lips lingered on her temple before pulling away. 

“Go to sleep. I promise you, whatever is in your mind, won’t be a big matter as you wake up tomorrow.”

“Wait, mom…” She immediately stood up and pressed her lips tightly. It had been a long time since the word left her and a lump formed in her throat, causing difficulty for her to utter it. 

“Can I hug you?”

“What kind of question is that? Of course, you can, dear” She rushed into her mother’s arms and buried her face into the crook of her neck. Her scent acted as a blanket, engulfing the princess in warmth and comfort – something she didn’t realise until now. It brought ease to her troubled mind, in her arms she could breathe again.

“Thank you, Mom.”

[1 week later]

To see everything set up for her wedding was something out of her childhood dream and she was speechless. The day she wouldn’t think come, she would face it sooner than expected.

“Why did they push the date forward?” Seungmin asked as they walked around the store, picking flowers to decorate the castle’s entrance. 

“They see progress in our relationship. They act fast when opportunity strikes.” She pointed to the flower in front of them and the worker quickly jotted it in her book. She turned to Seungmin, taking his hands into hers and exited the shop. The last week went by in a blink, the preparation for the wedding kept them busy until they didn’t realise how much time had passed. It was refreshing to step outside again.

“Don’t you think they’re in such a rush?”

Her steps halted beside a post lamp, gaze stuck on the wanted poster. Her blood ran cold as she saw the sketch of the man. Seungmin followed her gaze, leaning down beside her ear.

“Isn’t that Chan?” he whispered.

Wanted…It only meant that Chan was in a death or alive situation. How long has it been here? But given he’s a fairy, there’s no way a human could kill him.

Right?

“I shouldn’t be standing here doing nothing to prevent this.” She was going to flee from the town but Seungmin swiftly grabbed her arm and tugged it, causing her to land on Seungmin’s chest.

“Don’t. Doing this will put Chan, Taehyu, Beomgyu and even you at a much bigger risk! Your dad is searching for him, think about the consequence of your imprudent action, Y/N. Believe me. If you help him or something, that will make your dad more furious than he is.”

The king wouldn’t put up a wanted poster if someone weren’t a threat to the kingdom.

Heavy footsteps came into a pause behind them. A light tap on her shoulder caused Y/N to force a smile onto her countenance as she spun around, meeting face-to-face with her carriage driver.

“The king wants to meet you in an instant.” He opened the door, palm unfolded as if inviting her to climb into the vehicle.

“See you later.” She glanced at Seungmin before entering – Speaking of the devil. 

Once the horse stopped, she instantly hopped off the carriage and headed to the king’s office. His right-hand man opened the door, and his announcement of the princess's arrival echoed through the room. Her father’s back was facing her when she entered. His hands rested on her hips as he watched the outside view with a smile.

“Why do you want to meet me, Dad?”

He turned around, approached her and pulled her in a hug. Her body turned tense under his arm. Something was odd, he rarely does this. The king loosened his grip, giving an indecipherable smile before letting go of her figure.  

“Do I need a reason to see my daughter? Anyway, how is Seungmin? Is everything fine?”

“We’re still awkward but I’m sure that won’t last long.”

“I’m relieved to hear that and glad I pushed the date. So, you don’t care about the fairies mhm?”

Infuriating crawled inside her, and her fist slowly balled up. She averted her gaze down to the floor, shutting her eyes to compose herself. Showing him that she cares about them will put them in danger. 

Held it back, Y/N

“The fairies? Why do you ask about them? They shouldn’t be in our conversation.”

“Oh! I think they should. I don’t want them to destroy your future, Y/N”

“How are they capable of that?” 

The king walked to his desk, collected some scattered paper and handed them to her. 

Aged pictures of corpses. It was Duncan’s work, she knew only because of Beomgyu's visit. If Beomgyu didn’t come that night, her trust in Chan would crumble even more. It was hard to remain calm given the tension slowly building inside the room.

“They’ll kill you if you’re too close to them, darling. I can’t let that happen to my sweet daughter.”

She quickly brushed off his previous reason as an excuse when she saw his sinister grin. It was clear that he was persuading her to abandon the fairies.

“Then, don’t do anything. Don’t kill them”

“YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!” He gripped her shoulder, tight enough to notice his anger began taking control of him. She darted her eyes to his face, his eyes were shaking – They screamed fear. He was afraid of the idea his plan would come to a pathetic ending.

“Understand what? What’s the difference between you and them if you kill them? Nothing! Both sides are monsters.” 

She escaped his grip and left the room, passing past a silhouette whose hands were hanging after the attempt to call the princess was vain. The figure stayed where it was, hearing the king’s scream in frustration. 

“I want his heart on my desk tonight! No matter what the circumstance is!”

Her hand clenched her dress, running away from the place before the king noticed her appearance there.

“Beomgyu, you need to help me,” She said to the tiny fairy sleeping on her table. Beomgyu woke up, rubbing his eyes softly before tilting his head. She slid a sealed letter to him.

“Give it to him. It’s important” 

He nodded and stood up, balancing the big envelope behind him before flying off, leaving scattered shining dust on the wooden surface.

That night, she was at Chan’s cottage. What her father said didn’t sit right with her, causing the worry to overflow. Hugging her knee closer to her chest, she shivered in the night breeze. It was chilly tonight, and wearing thin clothes doesn’t provide warmth. She rested her chin on her forearm, watching the tiny creatures dancing on the water's surface. The creature seemed to be created by flames.

They move elegantly with their partner, and the water vibrates under their feet. The creatures beamed her a smile every time their gaze met and continued waltzing, drawing gorgeous paintings on the untouchable surface for humans. The drawing accompanies the stars' reflection.

A blanket suddenly draped around her. “Are you planning to get a fever tomorrow?”

Chan sat beside her. She chuckled while shaking her head.

“If I did, I’m running to you first so you can take care of me.”

“Then? I get sick too?”

“Yes! It would be unfair if I’m the only one who gets sick.”

He glanced at her with the are-you-for-real-now look to which he received a giggle. His hand reached for the end of the blanket, pulling it to cover her body.

How long will this stay? 

“The creatures are beautiful, chan.”

“And stunning.”

“Just like you”

She turned her head toward him, smiling tenderly. A silence lived up to the surroundings as they stared into each other’s eyes. Red tints slowly climbed into Chan’s cheeks as his eyes roamed elsewhere as long as it was not her face.

“I like how your eyes reflect the stars above.”

“I like how your hug feels like a warm hot chocolate after a full day from work.”

“I like your wings. Your so-called hideous black wings. Whenever you bring me up to the sky, a new world unfolds. A world that I’ll never experience if I don’t meet you”

“Even if there are a thousand people who want to be my home, I will always choose you”

“It never changes, I promise you”

His cheeks and ears burned from all of the compliments. Hearing tons of compliments from people was normal, he got it all the time when his friends were still alive. None of it made him flustered like this. Was it because of how long their friendship lasted? That hearing was enough to engulf him in a warm feeling.

He observed the creatures, unsure of a reply.

“Thank you, little flora. You were the best gift the universe had given to me”  

The simpler the better

“The same goes for you”  She laid on his lap, pinching his rosy cheeks. His eyes widened, and she ignored it.

"Are you okay, Chan?"

He nodded, removing stray hairs that were blocking her view.

"Why do you ask?"

"Beomgyu told me that the army attacked you several times. Every time he says that I want to check up on you but Beomgyu asked me to focus on my wedding."

"He's right but you don't need to worry too much. I'll be fine because Taehyun and Beomgyu will be there to protect me. Your wedding is much more important now. While we're at it, I'm excited to attend your wedding!"

"You will be gorgeous in a wedding dress, little flora. I can do a little touch-up. A small fairy touch will make everyone speechless with your beauty!!"

His eyes glimmered in excitement 

"Promise you'll be there?"

"Of course!"

He intertwined his pinkie with hers.

“What time is it now?”

“It’s…midnight”

“Happy birthday, my dear fairy godfather” Her eyelids closed as her head felt lighter on his lap. Chan’s gaze turned soft and he ran his slender fingers through her brown locks.

“You remembered my birthday…”

He lifted her and appeared in her room. Flying to the palace could wake her up, he doesn’t want to risk the possibility. He placed her on the bed, their intertwined pinkies didn’t go unnoticed by him. 

“Thank you for making me alive again, little flora”

Will this be the last time?

He doesn’t know what the future holds for them.

Was it possible to be scared of tomorrow?

Duncan’s on their side, eliminating him is easy now.

He might get killed tonight, tomorrow or in his sleep.

He never knows

We never know.

Avm Lion King Reference (?)