Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).
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Ok So Im At A Fall Out Boy Concert And I Was Trying To Get To My Seat. I Was In The Wrong Row, So I Tried
Ok so I’m at a Fall Out Boy concert and I was trying to get to my seat. I was in the wrong row, so I tried to step over the chairs behind me to get to the right row. So I stepped into a chair, and the entire row of chairs came crashing down and in (they were folding chairs) and I fell off and kind of into the chair. Everyone was staring, and I figured I might as well post this before someone else does. Can’t wait for my tumblr infamy and my stupidity immortalized.
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