Leo Valdez's Roman Empire Was Jason Fucking Grace

leo valdez's roman empire was jason fucking grace

To add to this-

“Look at this note your substitute left! Do you care to explain yourselves?!?!”

Bc you can’t convince me that they all aren’t sitting there thinking about how much of a snitch Polyphemus is-

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PLEASEEEE you cannot convince me that Poseidon going "in all my years of living, it isn't very often that i get pissed off" isnt the same thing as your elementary teacher going "in my 20 years of teaching, i have never had a less well behaved class".

Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*

accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

RICK RIORDAN!!

IF YOU WANT TO KEEP WRITING BOOKS IN THE PJO UNIVERSE PLS JUST GIVE US A HUNTERS OF ARTEMIS SPIN OFF SERIES!!

THE OPPORTUNITY IS RIGHT THERE.

APOLLO HAD HIS OWN SERIES-

GIVE ARTEMIS HER OWN!!!

STOP FUCKING UP THE MAIN SERIES WITH THESE NEW BOOKS!!

GIVE US WHAT WE REALLY WANT.

PLEASEEEEE 🙏

(Old draft but bringing it back bc of tsats pt 2 being confirmed)

I’d ask if I could keep it as a trophy of my accomplishment <33

Friendly reminder!!!

Clarisse doesn’t have blue eyes.

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