I Was Doing Something For Like, Two Seconds And I Forgot I Existed

I was doing something for like, two seconds and I forgot I existed

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My friend said she was going to give me the power of gay 🌈

Family: Oh, I bet you have many people fighting over you~

I have dogs fighting to sit on my lap and toddlers screaming for my attention :)

Fun story

I was taking a test at school and one of the questions had the name Bruno in it. For the rest of that period I had "We Don't Talk About Bruno" repeating in my head

Beauty

If you ever think you are annoying, just remember this:

I sing the Wonder Pets and Little Einsteins theme songs every time my friends say they want to disown me :)

"Either Baymax is done, or he got stuck on the ladder and killed himself."

The most out of context thing my mom has said