anexistingexistence - A living, breathing existential crisis
A living, breathing existential crisis

They / It // This originally was just a fandom blog, but now you have to deal with my bullshit. // Assume me to be dead if I don't post for a day, thanks.

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There's A Spider In My Bed.

There's a spider in my bed.

"There's a spider that's been in my bed for a week, I lost it and still haven't found it. Despite this, I still sleep in my bed" - Darlin', Honey, Lovely, Freelancer, Lasko's co-worker

"There is a spider in my bed, I lost it and now I sleep in the bathtub" - Vincent, Guy, Milo & Sweetheart, Gavin, Frederick, Damien, Lasko, Elliott & Sunshine

"I saw a spider in my bed so I got my partner to clean the entire room and make sure to catch it" - Angel, Asher (Neither David nor Baabe actually found the spider in question. They pretended to have found it but they didn't.)

"There's a spider in my bed. Has been for at least a week now. We're friends :)" - Bright Eyes, Doc, Hudson, Huxley

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I made a post right before the new Vinecnt audio got released.

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1 year ago

I think I've mentioned this one in a post I've made before, but the idea of Angel teaching David how to roller-skate and him being kind of clumsy about it holds a special place in my heart. And Baabe and Asher doing body painting and being silly about it. And---

gonna be (trying to) doing a fluff/whumptober challenge

anyone got any scene/ship requests?


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1 year ago

*ahem

Listen to the following thought:

Vincent's stranger was scared of roller coasters because they were an electro energetic whose powers got out of control very often. Whenever they sneezed, a light bulb might pop, a lamp might overheat, or their phone might charge five percent. Roller coasters were a nightmare for them because they had no idea how drastically wrong things could go if they somehow let their powers out with a sneeze, a yawn, or when they'd get scared by something.

While they were holding Vincent's hand the whole ride, he occasionally got little shocks and chalked it up to getting shocks from the metal. Now that he knows about magic and once Lovely turned out to be an electro energetic, he tends to wonder about whether this stranger had magic too.


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