100 Reasons To Love Solomon (bc MC Isnt Just A Sorcerer They Are My God Therefore They Do Not Count):

100 reasons to love Solomon (bc MC isn’t just a sorcerer they are my God therefore they do not count):

before MC, Solomon went Solo, man 😔

he constantly has the most out of pocket lore mentioned out of nowhere (ex: yeah i became immortal by accident bc of my cooking; oh yeah i fought basically the whole devildom once; hm yeah im friends (?) with the grim reaper lol)

aspires to be the best househusband he can be

is shit at being a househusband despite his best efforts extremely powerful on purpose sure but also by accident (sent MC into the past bc of his cooking in the OG OM)

somehow pissed off the whole sorcerer’s society which is anti-establishmentarianism

he used to be an uwu baby bean before he was magical that was a scared by literally everything (as seen in nightbringer when thirteen spills his backstory) which i think is funny as shit

bro went from ‘ur daughter will be home by eight 😊’ in the og game to ‘ur daughter calls me daddy too’ in nb

his best friend (with benefits) is the most slay girl queen pussy boss fashionista in the three realms

bro pissed off the grim reaper BY ACCIDENT because of HIS COOKING 😭

he literally cares so much about humanity that he would go against everyone he knows to save it but would still doom humans as a whole if it meant make it us happy (ring of light arc w/ the night dagger)

he is delusional (his cooking) (same bestie boo)

bro pissed of barbatos and LIVED (at least for now)

somehow is able to exist around Belphegor in NB and Belphie won’t try to murder him #respect

hes a manipulative little shit

he thinks we r adorable (got me blushin n shit)

he genuinely has a bond with asmodeus (as seen in season three with him allowing the brothers to surprise us despite not thinking it’s a good idea all bc asmo asked him to keep it a secret) and idk that makes my heart soft to know he’s grown to love and care about someone other than MC especially when we find out how he didn’t give a shot about asmodeus when they first made a pact in the og timeline

hes a silly little goose

bro has learned to become a communication KING when it comes to his feelings for us #characterdevelopment

‘now get out of the way, im angry’ “and you think I’m not?”

see above (double points)

he has a mysterious and sad past and it makes him a soggy wet pathetic sad cat in my eyes (i love soggy wet pathetic sad cats btw)

that conversation with Lucifer where he is SO SURE that the brothers will learn to love us again because he thinks that we are impossible not to love

he’s so funny bro like what else can I say to prove it,,, his whole character is a comedy 😭

he’s more peepaw than even Lucifer is which is an impressive feat in itself

Bro is literally known as the shady sorcerer TELL ME that isn’t funny

“Now, now, I’m not like you demons, I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t accuse me of behaving like one. I am but a simple human, an innocent lamb. 😔😔☹️” (funniest man alive fr)

his human world fit has me screaming without the s

the fact that he almost died to summon barbatos and still did it has me curious as to why

he would most likely watch the barbie movies with us

he would probably call barbatos to watch the barbie movies with us (and asmo ofc)

after watching the barbie movies, he would most likely quote and make references to it in his everyday life. Constantly.

there’s a theory that he’s locked in the attic in NB and some variations of the theory say he was the one to lock himself in the attic which once again is the funniest shit

bro is rizzmaster69 in nb

once again HE IS SO SMOOTH?! HOW?!

he puts the fear of god into demons’ hearts simply by mentioning his presence in the kitchen

(talking about michael) “do you think he’d mind if i called him ‘Mike’?”

he’s just as much of a nerd about TSL as Levi to the point where they have a tentative friendship because of it. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS MORE.

if he saw MC murder someone he would just go “well! where do we hide the body? :)” and he’s so real for that tbh

he is the definition of mansplain manipulate malewife (he tries to mansplain cooking to anyone who will listen)

he is the most submissive and breedable human being in the game.

he is most likely (besides asmo) the most open about his willingness to get pegged (everyone else is too shy to admit it)

he would let u call him solly wolly

do y’all remember that photo in one of the chats of him and Asmo doing face masks together? Yeah. That’s it that’s all I have to say. (someone please say I’m not hallucinating this I can’t find the picture of you have it send it to me I’m begging </3)

that solussy

pronouns in his bio on fabsnap (KING!! 🗣️💕💯)

“Mama Solomon and Papa Lucifer raise a pack of rowdy kids”

Solomon spelled backwards is Nomolos which,,, idk tbh i just wanted to point it out

his username is MonSolo what is that even supposed to mean what a loser (affectionate)

he’s a Sagittarius (I love fire signs and I’m an air sign saying this)

he likes having his chest touched during surprise guest interactions #bottom

he spills the most useless tea to you about the brothers and i think that’s so funny (“You know, Levi's actually on his SECOND goldfish named Henry." Is one of his dialogue lines if you have him on your Home Screen)

his cape is sick as fuck

bro has seventy two pacts and still wants more what a whore (affectionate)

he talks about his hometown with us in nb and it’s such a sweet and soft and vulnerable moment my heart literally melted during it

he admits that he’s jealous of the brothers’ relationship with us and tbh i alr mentioned the communication thing once before but i think being able to admit that to the one you love especially when knowing that MC loves the brothers too (romantic or platonic it doesn’t matter) is just really something worth mentioning and it made me feel for him bro

i just know he would support u in ur endeavors to wear toe socks and WOULDNT MAKE FUN OF U FOR IT UNLIKE SOME >:,( (yes this is personal)

that one head canon where his body is filled with pact marks. send tweet.

he has a pact with barbatos I CANNOT EMPHASIZE HOW IMPRESSIVE THAT IS

Barbatos willingly made a pact with him????? Like no trickery involved it’s legit bc he was impressed that Solomon summoned him and later respected him enough to make a pact with him just wow

he’s known Thirteen longer than he’s been a sorcerer which makes me love him so much more tbh

he went with to the Reaper’s Cave with the brothers even though he knows Thirteen hates visitors just to save Beel.

he saved our life how did I not mention that till now wtf

his song “Our Destiny” is a bop

one of his aliases in the wiki (by Asmo ofc) is “Mister Stiff”

i briefly mentioned this earlier but he’s literally infamous in the Celestial Realm for having taken on the entire Devildom on his own once

his reaction to being confronted on that is, and I quote, “Umm, did I…? Well, that was all a very long time ago! 😅” 💀

he wants to be all cute and domestic with us; got me giggling and kicking me feet bro

he has white hair

he’s pretty.

he needs to get his shit slonked stupid style (desperately)

HIS CHIBI IN THE DANCE BATTLES IS SO CUTE SHSNSJSJEHEHEHSNANJS

he’s such a good teacher!! he’s so supportive and genuinely wants us to learn and grow and just??? 🥺

he likes cats and there’s literally a gc with Satan, Sol, and us named Cat because of it

headcanon that you can pry out of my cold dead hands: he introduced Levi to Minecraft and plays it with him sometimes

he dislikes the ocean and that makes me super curious (but also same dude)

his food in the Surprise Guest menu (unidentified matter) is only liked by him; everyone else literally hates it and reacts badly if you give it to them 💀

HE’S SO HAPPY WHEN RAPHAEL LIKES HIS COOKING SHMSNSJEJDN 🥺

his soul drew the attention of a reaper because of how shiny it was and apparently ours is similar to? then his soul changed in a weird way and tbh I kinda want to bite it

he looks like he would listen to Megan (Thee Stallion)

HIS CARD FROM THE DAME EVENT RUFF RUFF GRR BAR BARK BARK AWOOOOOGA #zooweemama

he’s a little meow meow

he knows the tea in the brother’s household (like the Levi being on his second fish thing) all because he spends time with Asmo often enough that he tells Sol about that shit and if that isn’t fucking hilarious idk what is

he’s a magical girl u cannot change my mind.

Solomon “hates the heat more than most people, so he always stays cooped up in his room with the AC on.” (queen)

Solomon probably isn’t a capitalist

he can be big spoon or little spoon we stan

he’s the type to hug you from behind and then rock you both around a little which is so so cute

he wears crocs its canon guys i just know it

he literally bought us a shit ton of stuff like sugar daddy who????

he probably has an impressive crystal collection and he would probably give u some if u asked

he’s the type to give you little trinkets and be like ‘this made me think of you. :)’

he would do his best to pick up your half of the chores if you aren’t feeling well and he wouldn’t even say anything about it

yes he does the (horrendous) cooking, yes he does the cleaning

he’s babygirl

if you have a plushie collection he would support you in ur endeavors to add to it and might even get you some

he smells good I just know it

he gives those firm hugs that squeeze you just enough that the tension in your back melts and you melt into his chest

he’s the type to put his chin on your head while hugging you from behind

he would dance with you when you both have free time and him along to whatever’s going on

he loves MC. he loves us. he loves you. <3

Today is all about your favorite sorcerers!

The Devildom is definitely NOT still hung up over the fact that a certain sorcerer fought a war against the entirety of the Devildom by himself, and to prove it we've created this special day to celebrate him, as well as his adorable apprentice! ......and the other sorcerers as well, I guess

Please prepare an itemized list with the top 100 reasons you love your favorite sorcerer by the end of the day, or there will be dire consequences

-May 7th 2023-

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ichor.

belphegor x gn reader

angst

​“I don’t trust you anymore, Belphegor.” Weak and broken. Resigned. A voice too tired to pretend. A voice too small to be pretend.

​You are so, so tired. Belphie can see it in your eyes (the bags underneath speak—no, scream volumes. Agony and anguish weigh down on your shoulders like the weight of Lilith’s limp body on his all those millennia ago. He wishes he could save you, but how can he dare when he was the one to have put you in this position?) and there is grief violently ripping and tearing into his heart hearing you so drained and defeated. The spark known as you has diminished and extinguished and Sloth knows he has no one to blame but himself.

“I’m sorry.” You add. An afterthought. A sick sense of amusement finds its way into him, presenting itself in the metallic tang on his tongue and the taste of bile in his throat. How ironic, that you are the one to apologize, after everything he has put you through.

​How ironic, that after everything he put you through, his anger at you outweighs his shame.

​“Are you serious? It’s been months since I…since that happened. I thought we moved past that, or are you still that hung up on the past?” He spits his words out with a nonchalant yet scathing venom, the shame in him burning but still not as hot as the angered entitlement he feels. He…did that, sure. But have his brothers not threatened and attempted the same? Yet because of his success he is punished. (He refuses to acknowledge the difference between failure and success in this case. He doesn’t think he can bear it if he does.) Did his immediate regret mean nothing to you? Has he not done enough? He wants the normalcy you have with the rest of his brothers. He wants what you had with him, before he was freed from the attic. The thought that he may never get that refuels his annoyance and suddenly any regret he feels over his confrontation is burnt to a crisp in the flames of distress.

​“I never thought you would be that petty, Bug.” A term of endearment weaponized against you and you cannot understand why you ever thought you could learn to love him.

(The youngest has always gotten his way, you belatedly realize. He will never apologize, not when his sins have always been forgiven without a second thought. The sentiment is bitter in your throat.)

​You are silent for a moment, unsure what to say, and for a moment Belphegor thinks you may finally understand. He thinks you might have started to see it his way.

​But then you laugh. You laugh and it is jagged, and sharp, and vile. It is broken and crackly and filled with all the things you could never say to his face. Mockery and resentment cloud the room and the worst part is you can’t tell who it’s coming from. Sloth’s brattiness has always been his trademark, and yet you begin to realize it’s one of the many things you cannot stand about him.

​“I’m sorry, is being upset over you killing me that unreasonable?” (He flinches, and a sick sense of satisfaction fills you.) You are raw and hurting and regret clouds the both of you. Him for his audacity and you for ever thinking of forgiving the man standing before you. “I apologize, my lord, but usually, for mere fucking humans like me, we only die once.” Your smile is sharp and predatory, and for once, Belphie feels like he is the prey.

​“Being brought back to life doesn’t change the fact that I died because of you, Sloth. I still remember you killing me. I still remember seeing my dead body. (Your voice cracks and so does his heart.) Sort of a mindfuck if you can try and understand.” (He knows you doubt him and his empathy from your tone alone and that stings in a place he didn’t think he could be hurt in anymore.) You are hot and flaming and burning to a crisp and like a moth to a flame, Sloth keeps flying to his doom.

​“You aren’t a regular human though, are you? After all, you came back. It’s annoying to see you so quick to blame me when my brothers have basically done the same.” His voice is calm, but his head is anything but. Voices in his mind scream for him to go further; to bite and tear until there is nothing left of you, yet his heart and soul plead and beg for him to get on his knees and pray for forgiveness. But when has anything good been done when he listened to himself? The last time he did (“let her love, Belphegor.”) he made the biggest mistake of his life. (The arrow pierces from her chest out through her wings and he realizes with horror that he was the one chosen to be saved instead. He was the one who had caused Lilith to bleed gold until ichor turned to inky tar and Lucifer had given up his freedom to give her another life away from them all.) And Belphie realizes he is scared because he can’t lose another one. He can’t lose another member of his family. He can’t lose you.

​But Belphegor’s always been one to speak first and think later and his words cut deep when he says, “Then again, if it weren’t for Lilith, you wouldn’t even be here, would you? So do you really belong here, or are you just a placeholder for someone you can’t even begin to replace?”

​There is silence, and then there is a stare, and Belphie feels like he’s losing Lilith all over again with the way life leaves your eyes.

​“I think you should go, Belphie.” Your voice is dull and empty and Belphie wishes that he never spoke. He wishes you were still looking at him with hatred and resentment because he feels like he’s killed you again and his breath is picking up and oh, Father, what did he do?

​“Bug, I-“

​“Leave, Belphegor.” You stare at the wall behind him as your pact activates. When he shuts the door behind him you slowly stumble over to your bed and sit down.

​Sloth always knew how to break you in the worst of ways, and from opposite sides of a wall, you both break down from the knowledge of it.

long time no write 🥴

yeah so i lied i didn’t do any of the Drabble requests because i am but a lowly court jester too stupid to retain the ideas of others. i write simply on whims and hope that people do not hate the words I put down as much as I do.

comments and feedback are appreciated i hope ygs know anytime you wrote any sort of ‘review’ I screenshot it and put it in my special album

mammon: MC would you still love me if i was a worm

MC: ofc id even make you a little worm terrarium so you had a nice and safe little worm home :))

mammon, whispering to himself: love is real.

he is made of love and devotion and loves so deeply and truly that it makes me want to cry. he never forgets the small kindnesses offered to him to matter who it was. he is an amalgamation of the love he has received and that is the reason why the first thing he offers MC is his love.

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP WHO HURT MY BABY?!!?

but like ive deadass never seen this dialogue i didn’t know it existed ??!

@still-a-morosexual-help ur the om expert pls help have u seen this before did i do something wrong why doesnt he love me anymore /j

bet let’s do this

I can’t make it grid style I’m so sorry 🥲🥲

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you write so good I curl into myself because I can’t scream at 10pm

BEBENSJSHWYAVSBDNNRKAKSXHDBE TYSM IM LITERALLY SMILING SO HARD RN IM GLAD U LIKE THEM ☹️☹️🫶🫶💕‼️

now read my mammon fic bc that’s the one I actually like 🔫 (/j)

but genuinely thank you so much asks and comments like these are why i stay inspired to write i appreciate you bro <3