Steve: When I Was A Kid, I Used To Be So Weird.

Steve: When I was a kid, I used to be so weird.

Bucky: Even now that you're a century old, you're still fucking weird.

Tony: Honeybear, I.. I really hope I'm not like Howard.

Rhodey: You're not, Tones. Trust me.

Tony, sighing in relief: Oh yeah? Guess that means I'm officially a DILF then.

Rhodey: Yeah— wait what?

Tony: A DILF? Devoted Involved Loving Father?

In most social media sites, people try to include so much tags and trending words to get likes, upvotes, hearts, likes retweet, etc.

But on tumblr, even when you don't tag anything, people will always find your bullshit. In fact, they'll comment, heart, and reblog it to let everyone else know they discovered your shitposts, shower thoughts, and conspiracy theories out of pure spite of you saying no one will find it because you didn't tag anything.

And I love it.

Technoblade never dies, he will always remain in our hearts. Rest in Peace with King T'Challa, our blood god.

Ned: Okay, Peter, let's try this one more time. The topic is personification. The robot was left behind by its' master. How did it feel?

Peter: Happy, because it doesn't like the idea of slavery.

MJ: That's my boy.

[After FFH events, in the interrogation room]

Cop: Is there something you want to confess, son? It's not too late.

Peter: I— okay.. I.. I like both girls and boys..

Cop:

Tony, on the other side of the glass: Stop punishing all of us with second-hand embarrassment and just let him go—