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Fury: have you gotten code names?
Sam: I'm Tom Ato
Steve: I'm Ann Chovi
Bucky: and I'm Ceaser Salad!
Steve:[Tells them the mission plan]
Natasha: that's fun, ancient one
Sam: roger that, artifact
Bucky: of corpse
Steve:
Steve: Buck, not you too-
Pepper: It looks like it's gonna be a white Christmas this year!
Tony: It's supposed to rain on the 24th
Pepper, covering Morgan, Peter, Harley and Nebula's ears:
A defensive Vision covering Wanda's ears:
Natasha covering Clint's ears:
Bucky and Steve struggling to cover each other's ears:
Stephen: STOP.
Steve: footprints in the sand
Steve: then you turn around and you see another pair
Steve: because Jesus was with you all along
Bucky:
Bucky: My names Bucky-
Bucky: 'Cause you said forever now I drive alone past your street
Sam: Stop it with your old boyfriend.
Bucky: Thats a song-
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Peter: Guys, could you help me with my assignment? We need to list why water is beneficial to us.
Steve: Well, if you want to lose weight, you can drink water.
Bucky: Need to relieve headaches? Drink water.
Tony, gesturing to himself: Clean face? Drink water.
Natasha: Tired of a person? Drown them.
Everyone in the lounge area:
Bucky: ...Y'know, Nat's solution applies to my problem as well, depending on the context.
Steve: When I was a kid, I used to be so weird.
Bucky: Even now that you're a century old, you're still fucking weird.
Sam, placing a +4: I never remembered UNO being this boring.
Natasha, calmly adding another +4: That's because we played 17 rounds already, and you never won one of them.
Bucky, grumbling as he picks up 8 more cards: This shit ain't team bonding, it's more like team-breaking.
Pepper, sighing as she sets down a reverse card: Fine. Whoever wins this last round gets Peter cuddles for the rest of the night.
Avengers: *suddenly all determined and focused, glaring at each other*
Bucky, sighing: See? Team-breaking.
Peter: Yeah no, he's finna die.
Steve: Wait, who?
Natasha: Why?
Peter: He got grazed by a bullet wound, beaten up with a shovel to the point of unconsciousness, got his bullet wound stepped on that woke him up, coughed up blood, and got a heavy blow to the head causing a severe concussion.
Bucky: ..That's a long list of injuries, punk. Bet you my metal arm whoever 'he' is that he won't get out of that alive without immediate medical attention.
Tony:
Tony: ...Peter, why is your teeth stained red?
Peter: Because it was me, Peter! *passes out*
Avengers, panicking: HOLY FUCK BRUCE COME HERE— SOMEONE CALL DOCTOR CHO—