Jason: Croissants: Dropped

Jason: Croissants: dropped

Dick: Road: works ahead

Duke: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Stephanie: Shavacado: fre

Tim: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Damian:

Damian: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Hi, I saw a little JaySteph incorrect quote you made and wanted to send you the interest check survey for a JaySteph Weekend from Aug 12-14, the weekend in between their birthdays. Incorrect quotes would def be accepted as a fanwork medium for the event!

If you’d also consider reblogging to help signal boost that would be awesome! Thanks either way :)

https://jaystephevents.tumblr.com/post/675749791149506560/jaysteph-weekend-interest-check

@jaystephevents

Im so sorry i never answered this i didn’t even realise i had a question box thing, but I’m definitely excited for next year I’ll even bake a little cake and treats for the day

Bruce : I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Selena: What- how?

Bruce : You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

Bruce: What happened?!

Stephanie: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Bruce: Sh-short??

Stephanie: Shit's fucked.

Bruce: Okay, long.

Stephanie: Shit's very fucked.

I was 300 page into a Stephen king book and thought. I was safe i thought wrong.

Damian: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Cass: >:O

Dick: language

Jason: Yeah watch your fucking language

Tim: Okay, who taught demon spawn the fuck word?!

Stephanie: 'The fuck word'.

Duke: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Tim: Oh my god they censored it

Stephanie: Say fuck, Duke.

Jason: Do it, Duke. Say fuck.