*That Time Where Someone Drugged The 118*

*That time where someone drugged the 118*

Athena: *pulls out handcuffs*

Buck, high: can I do it?

Athena: You know what, sure, dumbass.

Buck: *puts the handcuffs on Athena*

Athena: Hey! That's assault to a police officer!

Buck: but you were gonna put them on me??

Athena: yes.

Buck: I'm a police officer. So technically that's assault to a police officer, too!

Athena: You're not a police officer. You're also high.

Buck, now sobbing: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS BUCK!

-bonus-

Buck, in the police car: weewooweewoowee-

Buck:

Athena: *looks back to see buck crying*

Buck: I'M NOT A POLICE OFFICER?!!!?!??

Malex?

No that sounds kinda dumb-

Uhhhhhhh,,,, Algen...

Parznick sounds like the best idea.

is there a ship name for Morgan and Park? if not, may i suggest “parznick” ??

This small fandom makes me cry sometimes 🥺

I made me villager say this lol

The best I could come up with is Peznick.

is there a ship name for Morgan and Park? if not, may i suggest “parznick” ??

Pride Month.

A Breznick fanfiction.

Walking over to the beverages aisle, yet another pink, purple and blue item catches Claire's eyes. This is the third time today and it's been at least ten minutes since she and Morgan have walked into the store. 

Morgan stopped in her tracks taking Claire's attention and focusing it on her. She walked back to the flag Claire was eyeing, the brunette subconsciously followed suit. 

Once she noticed they were back in the pride aisle, Morgan was already crouched down near the bottom of the shelf with a lesbian flag in her arms. 

Claire felt her cheeks heat up with realization. But the taller doctor didn't say a word about it, she didn't need to. The message has gone across. 

Morgan is a lesbian, and she's letting Claire know that she shouldn't feel uncomfortable about her sexuality. 

Claire fiddled with the hem of her shirt as the awkward yet understanding stillness rose between the two; only to be broken when Morgan asked what kind of soda she preferred. 

~

Millions of thoughts flew through Claire's mind as she carried the Dr. Pepper back to the cash register with Morgan. Morgan, who was carrying Sprite and a pride flag.

So… there was a chance of being with Morgan. But that wasn't one of the many thoughts she was thinking. 

Of course, there had to be another bisexual pin to pull Claire from her trance. But this time, she looked up at Morgan, to the lesbian flag, then to the small bin of pride pins. 

"I'll meet you in the car," Morgan smirked as the cashier finished scanning her things. "Uh- yeah, yeah alright…" Claire stammered, pulling out her credit card for the drink.

She glanced back at the pins. 

"You know, they're only fifty cents per pin," and that's all it took. Just looking up at the cashier who had a demiboy and pansexual pin on them.

She grabbed the top bisexual one and dug around a bit till she spotted a lesbian one. 

One for her and one for Morgan.

"Thanks," She smiled up at him and tapped her card on the machine. They then took out a mini bisexual flag from beneath the counter and handed it to Claire.

Giggling, she took it and waved it around a couple of times. "Have a great day, ma'am," They watched as Claire took the rest of her things and saluted her way out.

He was nice.

Claire stopped mid-way to the car and pinned on her bisexual button. It was one of the smallest gestures but it felt so good, like a huge weight was just lifted off her shoulders.

She hopped into the passenger seat of the car. Morgan put down her phone and looked up to see an ungodly happy Claire holding up a pride pin for her. Morgan could've sworn her heart actually stopped all together. 

Now, there had been many, many moments where Morgan had admired Claire. When they first met, she was stunned by the doctor's beauty. But this, this moment now where Claire was beaming at her with a bisexual flag in her hand and a lesbian pin in the other, that was when Morgan knew she was done for.

There was no coming back from this crush. 

Claire: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Morgan: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Claire: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Alex: Actually I did the math, Morgan would have $225, not $0.15.

Morgan: Fam I’m right here....

Lea: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Claire: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Lea: Sorry I only have a dollar

Claire: :(

Alex: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Morgan would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Lea: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Alex: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Neil: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice

Alex: Apply juice to what

Audrey: Directly to the forehead

Morgan: Great chat everyone