beanzykin - Breznick enjoyer 🫶
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*That Time Where Someone Drugged The 118*

*That time where someone drugged the 118*

Athena: *pulls out handcuffs*

Buck, high: can I do it?

Athena: You know what, sure, dumbass.

Buck: *puts the handcuffs on Athena*

Athena: Hey! That's assault to a police officer!

Buck: but you were gonna put them on me??

Athena: yes.

Buck: I'm a police officer. So technically that's assault to a police officer, too!

Athena: You're not a police officer. You're also high.

Buck, now sobbing: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS BUCK!

-bonus-

Buck, in the police car: weewooweewoowee-

Buck:

Athena: *looks back to see buck crying*

Buck: I'M NOT A POLICE OFFICER?!!!?!??

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More Posts from Beanzykin

4 years ago

Claire: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Morgan: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Claire: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Alex: Actually I did the math, Morgan would have $225, not $0.15.

Morgan: Fam I’m right here....

Lea: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Claire: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Lea: Sorry I only have a dollar

Claire: :(

Alex: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Morgan would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Lea: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Alex: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Neil: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice

Alex: Apply juice to what

Audrey: Directly to the forehead

Morgan: Great chat everyone


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4 years ago

Pride Month.

Pride Month.

A Breznick fanfiction.

Walking over to the beverages aisle, yet another pink, purple and blue item catches Claire's eyes. This is the third time today and it's been at least ten minutes since she and Morgan have walked into the store. 

Morgan stopped in her tracks taking Claire's attention and focusing it on her. She walked back to the flag Claire was eyeing, the brunette subconsciously followed suit. 

Once she noticed they were back in the pride aisle, Morgan was already crouched down near the bottom of the shelf with a lesbian flag in her arms. 

Claire felt her cheeks heat up with realization. But the taller doctor didn't say a word about it, she didn't need to. The message has gone across. 

Morgan is a lesbian, and she's letting Claire know that she shouldn't feel uncomfortable about her sexuality. 

Claire fiddled with the hem of her shirt as the awkward yet understanding stillness rose between the two; only to be broken when Morgan asked what kind of soda she preferred. 

~

Millions of thoughts flew through Claire's mind as she carried the Dr. Pepper back to the cash register with Morgan. Morgan, who was carrying Sprite and a pride flag.

So… there was a chance of being with Morgan. But that wasn't one of the many thoughts she was thinking. 

Of course, there had to be another bisexual pin to pull Claire from her trance. But this time, she looked up at Morgan, to the lesbian flag, then to the small bin of pride pins. 

"I'll meet you in the car," Morgan smirked as the cashier finished scanning her things. "Uh- yeah, yeah alright…" Claire stammered, pulling out her credit card for the drink.

She glanced back at the pins. 

"You know, they're only fifty cents per pin," and that's all it took. Just looking up at the cashier who had a demiboy and pansexual pin on them.

She grabbed the top bisexual one and dug around a bit till she spotted a lesbian one. 

One for her and one for Morgan.

"Thanks," She smiled up at him and tapped her card on the machine. They then took out a mini bisexual flag from beneath the counter and handed it to Claire.

Giggling, she took it and waved it around a couple of times. "Have a great day, ma'am," They watched as Claire took the rest of her things and saluted her way out.

He was nice.

Claire stopped mid-way to the car and pinned on her bisexual button. It was one of the smallest gestures but it felt so good, like a huge weight was just lifted off her shoulders.

She hopped into the passenger seat of the car. Morgan put down her phone and looked up to see an ungodly happy Claire holding up a pride pin for her. Morgan could've sworn her heart actually stopped all together. 

Now, there had been many, many moments where Morgan had admired Claire. When they first met, she was stunned by the doctor's beauty. But this, this moment now where Claire was beaming at her with a bisexual flag in her hand and a lesbian pin in the other, that was when Morgan knew she was done for.

There was no coming back from this crush. 


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4 years ago

No it's Britney Spears.

Knock knock!

🚪

beanzy i know its you haha

4 years ago

AHHHHHH FINALLY A MADDIE X READER I'M SO HAPPY!!!!

First Days

First Days

Working at the 911 dispatch center was hard but you loved your job. You were able to help people and be for them in their worst moments.

 It also had Its downside because you never knew what happened to those people and the stress could be a lot. You couldn’t Imagine doing anything else though. 

Your day was especially made when you saw her. She came in with the new trainees.

When she walked into the center she walked like she owned it and not in a cocky way. It was a way she was radiant and confident. She had this presence around her. 

You had the honor of training her.  She sat down next to you and she had the beautiful sweet scent of vanilla. 

“Hi I’m Maddie it’s nice to meet you.” She said reaching out her hand to yours to shake. You took her hand and shook it and she had such soft skin. You blushed a little. You knew because you could feel your cheeks getting red.  You swore you saw her blush as well. 

You didn’t even really have to train her she was just a natural. She breezed through the calls though you had to reign her in sometimes.

 She would get way to medical probably because her background as a nurse. You had to tell her to be more quick and to the point but you understood it could be hard. 

Finally it was break time and you asked Maddie if she wanted to get some Coffee with you and she agreed. 

She was just the type of person where you feel like you could tell her anything and she wouldn’t judge you. It was like she drew you in and not in a bad way. In a good way. 

The break flew by because you two just talked about everything and anything. The conversation felt so natural. Like you two had known each other forever it was just easy.

She linked her arm with yours and walked you back to your work space.

You two answered calls and in between calls you two laughed and talked and it was at the dismay of your co workers who were getting annoyed at all the laughing you two were doing. 

You didn’t let it bother you. You were so caught up in that bubble that it didn’t even occur to you that other people were around.  

Most of you was focused on her beautiful laugh and smile. When she smiled it light up the room. It made you smile that you couldn’t but smile. 

She told you about her time as a Nurse in the emergency. All the highs and lows of it. She told you she had a brother who was a firefighter down here in LA too.  You told her about your life as well. 

You never felt this way before. It was a new feeling. One you loved you were finally making a connection with someone.

 It was amazing. The butterflies were erupting in your stomach. It made you feel like you were a kid again. 

Sadly the shift was over. For once you were upset that the day was over and you didn’t want it to end.

 You even looked over at her and could have swore that you saw the sadness in her eyes but you didn’t know if you were sure or not. 

You both clocked out and walked to the locker room to grab your things. Once you were set to leave she grabbed your arm quickly. You turned around to face her. 

“So I’m Kind of new here and wanted to see if you knew any good places to eat I’m so hungry.” she laughed. 

“Yeah I know a great place down the road that sells good tacos. If you like Mexican.” you told her 

“Yeah I do sounds great it’s a date.” she said. 

Did you hear that right ? Like an actual date. Either way you were happy to have spend time with her. 

You walked out of the locker room with both of your arms locked together. You both had huge smiles on your face. This day was much better than you imagined  it would be . 

This is why you loved your job you never knew what the day was going to bring and you were so happy it brought you this. 

4 years ago

The best I could come up with is Peznick.

is there a ship name for Morgan and Park? if not, may i suggest “parznick” ??