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4 years ago

May, after she told Athena she's going to be a 911 dispatcher: hey mom, it seems you have forgotten something at the grocery store...

Athena, over the phone: Milk, bread, peanut butter... Nope everything here sweetie!

May: well, you know there's always cereal and ME!!!

Athena: Oh thanks, baby. Bobby would kill me if I forgot the cereal

May: that's just messed up...


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4 years ago

Buck: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Eddie: Nope, absolutely not.

Athena: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Chimney: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Bobby: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Hen: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome


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4 years ago

*That time where someone drugged the 118*

Athena: *pulls out handcuffs*

Buck, high: can I do it?

Athena: You know what, sure, dumbass.

Buck: *puts the handcuffs on Athena*

Athena: Hey! That's assault to a police officer!

Buck: but you were gonna put them on me??

Athena: yes.

Buck: I'm a police officer. So technically that's assault to a police officer, too!

Athena: You're not a police officer. You're also high.

Buck, now sobbing: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS BUCK!

-bonus-

Buck, in the police car: weewooweewoowee-

Buck:

Athena: *looks back to see buck crying*

Buck: I'M NOT A POLICE OFFICER?!!!?!??


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11 months ago

Unrelated but can we talk about how Bobby ate DOWN! his 2 minutes of screen time🤭

The minute he saw Harry, he was like 🤨🤨 'sum'n ain't right here.'

Harry opened his mouth and said ONE sentence, and Bobby clocked that he was hiding something immediately 😂

And sure enough cause 10 minutes later he exposed Harry😂

Bobby really said

Unrelated But Can We Talk About How Bobby Ate DOWN! His 2 Minutes Of Screen Time

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