Brad Didnt Know Why He Swallowed The Fly. His Boyfriend, Chris Didnt Really Care. Brads Fly Was Looking

Brad didn’t know why he swallowed the fly. His boyfriend, Chris didn’t really care. Brad’s fly was looking fly and this swallowing bit was by far the hottest thing since the woodchuck’s chucked wood.

Come to Daddy!

Chris ordered flapjacks with Cabana Banana Nut Bread Spread using Brad’s dough. He was so excited Chris thought to nut himself.

The view was fine. More than fine actually. Brad and Chris would need to upgrade their hotel rooms more often.

About an hour later while all three laid in bed, their new friend, Chad would note the room key Brad and Chris had was for 909. They were in 606. How did they get inside?

Chris asked which time then notated the plant on the dresser was blinking. Brad said he had the same question and saw the little red light as well. At one point, he did think ‘reindeer’ and that now made sense. Such a thing never presented itself in the situation before.

Brad went on to say it would help if Chad was more specific as to this inside job. There was a lot of funky business going on in a relatively short period of time. Most of it was questionable. That was the fun.

Brad’s eyes went wide. He abruptly sat up and turned to Chad. “Streaming or recording?”

Chad flipped for a moment before realizing Brad and Chris didn’t care about being recorded. They cared to see it. Unfortunately, for them, he was streaming.

It was then and there Brad and Chris each got a text from their neighbor Luke. He happened to be on BBC and screenshot the whole thing. He would make a few quick gifs and shoot them over. To that, he couldn’t believe Chris’ hit the opposite wall.

Sure enough, it was true. All three were wondering where that pool of seaman landed. No one thought to look over AND up.

Luke said that made sense. When and where everyone and everything is going down it was understandable ‘up’ didn’t jump on the radar. The up part happened up front as it does.

True dat.

Brad mentioned to their new beach friends it was Hump Night at the Cantina. He and his boyfriend Chris had a friend Ken who was spinning so they could all get listed and skip for cover. The Cantina also had unlimited refried beer and half off Corona beans.

Brad paused to take a deep breath, placed a smile on his face then looked up.

“So… Who was down to go up at Ken’s Hump Day, huh?”

Contrary to his boyfriend’s shallow assumptions, life was not a game for Chris. Obviously, he took his coconuts very seriously and failed to find humor in anything Brad said as to the situation.

Chris then raised the straw to his lips for a swig. “Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Straight up. This is some good coconut milk.”

Chris finished savoring the first sip. “Seriously Brad, you’ve got to try this. I’ve see your eyes grow on the coconuts bro!”

Brad froze not knowing how to respond.

“Oh ah. Just little bit. Ohhh Ah. A little bit more.”

Chris’ Gina G was ON.

Just The Fashion Tip # 391

Never underestimate the power of your garden hose on day 3 of your spray tan.