Chris Thought Horses Were Too Negative. Brad Thought They Psyched Gays Out When They Got Hungry. Neither

Chris thought horses were too negative. Brad thought they psyched gays out when they got hungry. Neither knew who was in the photo. It could be Chris. Or Brad. Maybe that was the Halloween they were dressed as an optimistic gay horse that voted “yey.” No one else thought it was funny. Except the voting elephant. That was just random.

Chris couldn’t tell so he snapped a selfie.

Brad replied, “Well. That’s the right arm right? So you must be driving. You look like a woodchuck Chris.”

Chris: “Yeah you like that?”

Brad: “How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck?”

Chris: “A lot of wood.”

Brad: “Like how much wood?”

Brad: “How much wood Chris?”

Brad: “Wood.”

(Two minutes of garble from Chris’ phone)

Brad: “Chris?”

Jim on Chris’ Phone: “Hi Brad? This is Jim. I’m a medic at Ceaders. Chris has been in an accident.”

Brad: “Was he driving?”

Jim on Chris’ Phone: “Chris was in the passenger seat. No one was behind the wheel. We’re trying to figure that out.

Brad: “Us too. Hey can you put Chris on the phone? I need to finish off this wood business.”

Brad didn't like all this negativity. After five minutes of careful thinking Brad said "YES" to 'No Pants!' Chris praised him for taking a stand. It showed off his legs better than sitting.

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Chris was 76% sure he put his singlet on correctly. No matter. It shan't be on long.

Zach Riley sure looks ready to wrestle. Question is, is he? 

Chris told Brad he was pulling his leg. Brad knew Chris was joking because clearly he had two.