Batfam + Co As Conversations My Friends And I Have Pt. 1

Batfam + Co as conversations my friends and I have pt. 1

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Wally: Agreed? 🤝

Dick: Agreed ✨🤝✨

Wally: Ah fuck

Wally: You got glitter on my hand

Dick: B-but it's gay-

Wally: 🌈The gay touch🌈

Dick: Like King Midas

Wally: King Midas but h o m o s e g g s u a l-

Gotham rouges bonding with Batfam??

So,,,, I started writing this as every members interactions with every rogue but that took way to much thinking for my 1/2 of a brain cell, so here's a child-per-villain + bruce :) hope ya like!

Harley:

Dick- the first time she met him was when he started to go on patrol as Robin. She was concerned as to why the fuck batman brought a child to a very dangerous, very adult fight. Dick knew right away that she was a good person way down in her heart, and tried his best not to physically harm her during fights, her often returning the favor. As he got older they started meeting up for lunch and regularly went on therapy walks because, hey, she does still technically have all of that psychology knowledge she used to become a psychiatrist.

Harvey:

Jason- he's cautious because he has a hard time telling if it's Harvey or Two-Face before the man starts talking. This factor determines if Jason punches him that night. The few times he's talked to Harvey, he'll admit weren't bad. Harvey was a good guy, and bad things happen to good guys. 

Ivy:

Tim- She's lowkey scary, but she's helped him on biology homework a few times, so she can't be all that bad. They first met when she started causing trouble, she put up a pretty good fight and he respects her for that, but still has fear for her since she was/is a villain. 

Bane:

Damian- The boy absolutely hated this man. Despised him even. Until Harley reminded him that sometimes people do and become bad things because they've had bad things happen to them, and that softens his attitude a little. He still doesn't like Bane, but he can at least understand his conditions a little better now. 

Penguin:

Cass- She kicks his ass the first time she meets him. And the second, third, fourth, and almost the fifth time, too. The fifth time Cass met Mr. Cobblepot was when he waddle-marched into the manor on a lazy Saturday. She hadn't known that he had been invited by Bruce to try to reach some (legal) business agreements. 

Riddler:

Stephanie didn't like Edward at first. He reminded her too much of her father, with his larger than life vocabulary and puzzles. She often showed him this displeasure, and even though she's forgiven some of the hurt she's had to deal with from her father, she's still not very comfortable around Riddler. 

Firefly:

Duke He isn't quite sure why Firefly does what they do, but having a flamethrower is pretty cool, if not terrifying. He likes to imagine that some day, one day, Firefly will retire and find something constructive to do, instead of catching things on fire. 

Joker:

Bruce- Bruce wasn't having a great day the day Joker decided to pull his usual shit, so Bruce shows up like "do you wanna turn yourself in or are you gonna be a little bitch" and jokers just standing there, bombs ready, jaw dropped, and is like "e-excuse me??? no punching??? No children???? who are you???". After a while though he does get into the batmobile (he agged bruce on until he punched him though) and Bruce rewards him with a lame joke for not blowing anything up. 

Okay but this is so cute but also funny bc Clark and Diana could panic during a mission and just fucking YEET Bruce,

and plus if Diana is 8'9 he only comes up to her h i p s

All i want is for Superman to be over 6'7 and pure muscle and fat while Batman is 5'2 and built like a noodle

+ wonder women being 8'9, buff and gay

i collect images with powerful ot3/third wheel energies so you don’t have to. i am releasing them to you, the public, so you may share in my bounty

instead of saying hey queen/king can we start saying “yes chef” like in hell’s kitchen

Alfred and Barbara (Oracle) bonding bc they sit behind screens while their fam gets beaten up and stuff? Its kinda vague

I did this with just Bruce and Dick being mentioned but it would go on into the entire family. (I made Barbara and Bruce have a sibling-like relationship because I feel like that would work so well with this kind of thing, and besides Aunt Barbara would be such a cute concept)

Barbara sighed and felt like shaming her head down on the table. 

"Something wrong, Miss Barbara?" She turned to the old man and shrugged, 

"They're idiots. All of them. They are going to get themselves killed!" She said, turning on the comms long enough for Alfred to hear the commotion from the Battle that Robin and Batman were currently in. 

Alfred set down the tray of tea and rested his hand on her shoulder, 

"Ah yes, they have a terrible disease when it comes to that. Have had it for years." She looked up at him and raised her eyebrow, 

"What disease?"

"Dumbass disease, Miss Barbara, and it's fatal."

His comment started making more and more sense as she did more and more Oracle work. The boys would come home with broken ribs, broken limbs, bruises to high hell, and even one time Bruce broker his fucking spine. 

Barbara (and Alfred too, except she's pretty sure he's an immortal god)  will die from worry and stress one day, and it'll be all her pseudo-brother and nephew's fault.