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regulus black was asked to be james' boyfriend on january 4th, 1976, his fifth year and the day the sun was closest to earth. he thought it was always meant to be like that.

and he died on july 5th, 1979. the day the sun was farthest from earth. with his last breath, he realised it was also always meant to be like that.

Right I have a uni break in 4 weeks, I’ll write it then.

What if I wrote mental asylum/psychiatric ward slytherin skittles fic? Based on the torture poets department?

Like walburga catch jegulus (who have only been dating for a fortnight) and sends regulus there in which he entered the ‘cruciatus room’ and undergoes like a lobotomy.

Barty is a psychiatrist there (we need to explore how smart he is, canonically) and falls in love with Evan (who is a psychopath) and we have some sort of Harley Quinn and the joker variant romance thing. (I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can))

Dorcas is there because she went non verbal and low response after Marlene died (would have occurred pre start of fic) and we have a grief journey there. (Loml)

Then pandora (twins with Evan) is schizophrenic but also someone really calming. (Cassandra)

But suddenly walburga died and disowned Sirius inherited Grimauld and while going through her office finds outlet what she did to Reg and we have a whole psychiatric break in by the Marauders.

The journey of like regulus’ recovery would like feature most of the other songs on the album?

WOULD PEOPLE READ THIS OR AN I JUST BEING ADHD HYPER-FIXATION

What if I wrote mental asylum/psychiatric ward slytherin skittles fic? Based on the torture poets department?

Like walburga catch jegulus (who have only been dating for a fortnight) and sends regulus there in which he entered the ‘cruciatus room’ and undergoes like a lobotomy.

Barty is a psychiatrist there (we need to explore how smart he is, canonically) and falls in love with Evan (who is a psychopath) and we have some sort of Harley Quinn and the joker variant romance thing. (I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can))

Dorcas is there because she went non verbal and low response after Marlene died (would have occurred pre start of fic) and we have a grief journey there. (Loml)

Then pandora (twins with Evan) is schizophrenic but also someone really calming. (Cassandra)

But suddenly walburga died and disowned Sirius inherited Grimauld and while going through her office finds outlet what she did to Reg and we have a whole psychiatric break in by the Marauders.

The journey of like regulus’ recovery would like feature most of the other songs on the album?

WOULD PEOPLE READ THIS OR AN I JUST BEING ADHD HYPER-FIXATION

Idk but someone blonde is gonna die, bets on

AHH HELLO??? JUST SAW THIS

The double rainbow is to cover up for last year

Happy Pride Month, fellow Pride Knights! I love you. Stay proud!

Guys.... what if fanfiction is just all the possible outcomes from the Harry Potter Timeturner.

Just think about that

I’ve just finished A Court of Silver Flames and you cannot tell me that it is healthy to think about sex that much. Like no fucking way is that healthy.

Honestly the most disappointing thing about Tower of Nero was the lack of COVID Pandemic puns that could have happened.

I mean Apollo is literally the God of Plagues so like common Rick!

And yeh I understand the book is set in 2013 but puns man puns.

Head canon

So all that died in the second wizarding war get a photograph at hogwarts right?

But what if the marauders (James, Sirius, Remus and Lily) all get one together and then when Harry is there for the unraveling (because u know that would totally happen) and he just kinda waits until everyone leaves and is just like, “so where do u want it to go?” And the marauders are just like “umm wtf he talking abt??!!” And Harry thinking it was obvious replies with “the ultimate secret tunnel hidden behind your painting of course” and Sirius just explodes, James is smiling because (that’s my boy), Remus already has a list with ten ideas but it’s lily whose like “why does it have to have one exit?? Like Harry why can’t it go to honey dukes, Zonko’s, the Shrieking Shack, the kitchens and like everywhere else. I mean it would be the ultimate secret passageway from filch - truly something deserving of our legacy” and Harry just stands there because oh dear his mum was more badass in pranking than he ever thought.

Just u know a thought

The most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter is McGonagall getting all the first year names correct at the sorting ceremony.

Marauders Realisation:

The map states their names in the order; Moony, Wormtail, Padfood and Prongs.

If you think about it, it’s in the order of their death, but reversed.

Prongs (1981)

Padfoot (1996)

Wormtail (1998 - Malfoy Manor)

Moony (1998 - Battle of Hogwarts)

Percy Jackson Headcannon:

Percy screaming drivers license by Olivia Rodrigo in this scene of moa to get Annabeths attention.

Harry Potter Realisation

So we all know the Filch was the caretaker (janitor) right? Which means he would have had to like clean the bathrooms.

More specifically the GIRLS bathrooms ...

I’m just gonna leave that here and have you all come up with your own awkward imaginings of Filch cleaning female toilets.

Happy news years everyone. Thought of this last night after finishing All the Young dudes.

Madam pomfrey deserves way more recognition than she currently receives.

So in the lightening thief Sally says that she only knew Percy’s dad (Poseidon) for a summer (3 months). Percy is born at the end of summer.

But pregnancy takes 9 months - normally. Or does Demigod pregnancy only take like 2 months.

Or did Sally and Poseidon meet in December (9 months before August which is when Percy is born)

Someone explain??

This is for the Percy Jackson Fandom:

So your telling me that this is Zeus’ ideal parenting strategy:

Dioysus simps after a nymph that he wanted: punishment is he has to take care (said very lightly because he doesn’t do anything) for 100 years.

Ares helps in the thievery of Zeus’ thunder cock: received no punishment as far as we know.

Apollo released a prophecy too early: punishment is being forced to become a mortal for 6 months, endure flabs instead of abs, grief and ugliness.

What the fuck Zeus??

I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”

attached are also numbers for worldwide suicide hotlines. please reach out for help if you’re feeling hopeless.

My friend is ace and I think I would absolutely punch anyone who insulted her like the people in this picture. ACE IS A SEXUALLY!!

JUST LET ME BE.

it was the last name. you can’t convince me of anything else.

hermes had TWO kids with the stolls mom. like she had him hooked. she had a GOD hooked. go mama stoll.