Arthur: Really, Morgana? Merlin? Is This Wise?

Arthur: Really, Morgana? Merlin? Is this wise?

Morgana: I know, but you don't have a choice.

Arthur: You really want me to rely on Merlin, Merlin, to ride out and escort a princess, a princess, all the way from Escetir to Camelot on horseback, on horseback, so I can ask her to be my queen?

Merlin: Why shouldn't I?

Arthur: Because, Merlin, you're an idiot. You'll probably get lost or scare her off before you can even cross the border.

Morgana: That's what I'm counting on.

Lan Wangji: This food is too hot, I don't think I can eat it!

Wei Wuxian: You're too hot, too but that didn't stop me from eating you last night.

Lan Xichen: *chokes*

Jiang Cheng: One dinner! One normal dinner is all I ask for!!!

Merlin: Where are you going?

Morgana: I'm headed home.

Merlin: Why, why? I thought we were all drinking tonight?

Morgana: You guys are fine without me.

Merlin: Oh come on, but it's the tavern. The tavern's fun!

Arthur: You hate the tavern.

Merlin: I like the tavern when Morgana's here.

Merlin: *to Morgana* You're the only thing in here that smells good.

Oooooohhh, you have no idea, I'm literally sitting here like

This is like my new favourite TV show hyperfixation 💕

me and tinder boy have been speaking for like a solid four days now and it’s going really well. we’re starting to talk date options once the apocalypse is over. holy shit.

why not save time with all these “sports” by making them all play at the same time on the same pitch?

i call it the Fuckening and it’s the biggest event on the calendar

PSA

An inconvenient crush™ is inconvenient.