Merlin: ...

Merlin: ...

Merlin: Is it entirely out of the bounds of possibility, that you have an ulterior motive for making me do this?

Kilgharrah: What?! How could you think that of me!!! I'd hoped you'd know me better than that!

Merlin: You're right. I'm sorry, I-

Kilgharrah: At any given moment I never have fewer than seven ulterior motives at play.

Merlin: Alright, this has gone on long enough. Let's settle it right here and right now.

Merlin: Show of hands, who here thinks I'm dating Arthur?

Merlin:

Merlin: Arthur put your hand down.

Lan Wangji: This food is too hot, I don't think I can eat it!

Wei Wuxian: You're too hot, too but that didn't stop me from eating you last night.

Lan Xichen: *chokes*

Jiang Cheng: One dinner! One normal dinner is all I ask for!!!

Gaius: Merlin, when you meet the king, do not look at him directly.

Merlin: Are you sure you're not confusing him with the sun?

Arthur: I am not your brother and we are not having a moment!

Morgana: Oh...well, I was.

Merlin: Where are you going?

Morgana: I'm headed home.

Merlin: Why, why? I thought we were all drinking tonight?

Morgana: You guys are fine without me.

Merlin: Oh come on, but it's the tavern. The tavern's fun!

Arthur: You hate the tavern.

Merlin: I like the tavern when Morgana's here.

Merlin: *to Morgana* You're the only thing in here that smells good.