Clark: What's Going On?

Clark: What's going on?

Bart: Kon thinks homophobic means 'Afraid of gay people'

Kon standing in the middle of an anti-gay protest with Tim: If I don't have a million dollars on my doorstep by tomorrow I will kiss this boy on the mouth in front of your children!

battinson would be the most embarrassing dad ever. when i picture him looking after little dick grayson i see him in an mcr shirt wearing sunglasses while at a parent teacher conference. he can't make eye contact with any of the teachers, parents or even the kids who stare at him when he comes to collect dick from the schoolyard.

meanwhile dick doesn't see what's so embarrassing about him (everyone else does, even alfred) and instead asks bruce if they can have matching shirts because he wants to look like him and battinson tears up when dick shows him a mini mcr shirt wearing shades that are far too big for his tiny face and goes "ok"

just imagine battinson dressed like that. and by his side is a 9 yr old dick wearing the same outfit trying to mimic bruce's stoic expression. adorable.

went a little crazy and designed 10 characters at once

Jason: Tim! We thought you were dead!

Tim: I've been sending messages!

Jason: you mean the thing that said "papaya is god"?

Tim: I like papaya :(

Just, Conner and Tim both trying to find out who they are outside this dark influence. Unlearning their dark behaviours. Conner trying to be a hero which is how he meets Bart and Cassie. Maybe that's how the bats eventually find out where Tim is? Bart meets Conner and Tim and Bart being a gossip goes to a flashfam reunion like "oh yeah this guy has some killer scars" and baby wally is like "DICK I FOUND YOUR BROTHER"

I’m going nuts about this lmfao

[id copied from alt text: six headshots of bruce wayne, dick grayson, jason todd, tim drake, stephanie brown, and damian wayne for comparison on a grey background. /end id]

some bats

Batman sometimes asked the rogues to keep their villainy at a minimum when his at the time Robin had a big test the coming week.

They don't. Instead, they bombard them with study trivia while fighting.

Two-Face: What's the derivative of y = (√2x - 3)/6?

Duke: √2/6. *punches Two-Face*

Ivy: What's the proper name of a temperate grassland biome?

Damian: Savannahs in Africa, steppes in Eurasia, pampas in South America, and prairies in the North. *slices through her plants* Give me a real challenge.

Killer Croc: Define a vestigial organ and name three examples.

Dick: They're rudimentary anatomical structures that are retained in a species despite having lost their primary ancestral function. *flips behind him* Like the appendix, wisdom teeth, and tonsils.

Harley: I hate this guy as much as any self-respecting psychologist, but who was the founder of psychoanalysis?

Steph: Ugh, Freud. Can we get back to the car chase?

Riddler: Riddle me this. I'm thinking of a failed military operation in 1961 aimed to overthrow Fidel Castro's government.

Tim: What is the Bay of Pigs? *throws a batarang* And why did I answer that like a Jeopardy question?

Mad Hatter: What point about humanity was William Golding making in Lord of the Flies?

Jason: Trick question. It's a satire written in response to popular works of the time depicting young privileged boys as successful in their adventures and aimed to showcase the more accurate behavior of that particular demographic when faced with isolation and uncertainty.

*explosions*