If It Doesn't Get Renamed Zoozve I Will Cry, It's Way Better Then The Scientific Blah Blah Blah

If it doesn't get renamed Zoozve I will cry, it's way better then the scientific blah blah blah

Zoozve, my beloved

That moment when your on medication and you have to check if drinking energy drinks will kill you if mixed with your pills ✌️ sounds like it probably won't so that's nice

That moment when you realize that you and your friends not using the bathroom unless it was an absolute emergency in middle school and high school because sometimes people are weird about the stupid cracks between the door and stall and floor and ceiling in public bathrooms isn't a universal experience and other countries don't have these stupid gaps and people feel completely (or at least more) safe using public bathrooms

The dumbest things make me feel like I'm an adult... And then I remember I am an adult...

(like I actually use up pens now?? Mainly cause I use one until it's gone and don't just use random ones like I did when I was a kid, but still. As a kid I seriously was starting to think pens never run out of ink... Now I have to keep buying refills 🥲)

I don't think I have a brain, but if I did have a brain it would be jellyfish. Jellyfish with worms eating it and play cards and a random acorn bouncing around and gears with no teeth that just spin like wheels and don't do anything. Oh and I think if I had a brain it's in my feet. I step on it all day. No wonder it doesn't work.

I don't think I'd survive in another country. Their food would be too good. Which in all respects sounds like a stupid problem, how would good food lead to my demise? Simple. Good food is scary. I'm a picky eater with low standards. I'll only eat food I'm familiar with if it looks "right," but it could be like, the most dog shit version of that food. People be like, "college food tastes bad." And I'm like "oh my gosh it's the soup I get every Thursday at dinner! It's so good!" I'd go to another county, see the seasonings that make the food *actually* taste good and be like, "nope, nope, nope. It looks wrong I can't eat it or I'll throw up." And the sad thing is, it's probably the best tasting thing I've ever been in the presence of before, but it just *looks* sketchy. I don't know why but I'm *pretty* sure that food wants to throw hands with me. I dunno what I did but I think it's angry.