Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).
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Me: I'M FREAKING AWESOME Me: *victory Gesture* Me: *throws Headphones Across Room* Still Me: *facepalms*
Me: I'M FREAKING AWESOME Me: *victory gesture* Me: *throws headphones across room* Still me: *facepalms* Yeah, still me: *waits for annoying cheesy laugh track*
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I didn’t go all Reynolds pamphlet and humiliate myself for three notes, dammit!
Ok so I’m at a Fall Out Boy concert and I was trying to get to my seat. I was in the wrong row, so I tried to step over the chairs behind me to get to the right row. So I stepped into a chair, and the entire row of chairs came crashing down and in (they were folding chairs) and I fell of and kind of into the chair. Everyone was staring, and I figured I might as well post this before someone else does. Can’t wait for my tumblr infamy and my stupidity immortalized.
So I started watching Voltron and, well, I would be lying if I didn’t say that I kind of thought that Season 1′s finale was ‘the black parade’ instead of ‘the black paladin’ for a second.
Friend: I can smell the ocean! It smells like salt! Me: yeah, it smells like salt and issues. Or is that just me? Friend: *doesn’t laugh* Me: that…that was a joke- “salt and issues” because I’m salty and have issues? No? Okay sorry. I’m not explaining it because if I do, it isn’t funny.
Is “oh fuck” an emotion
Ok so this is in my Human Geo classroom, and it always makes me laugh because can you just imagine Jefferson counting to like 10,000 because Hamilton’s in the room.