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Swords, pens, and other sharp things

Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).

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Okay So There Are Some Small Children Running Around My Neighborhood Commons And They WERE Running Around

Okay so there are some small children running around my neighborhood commons and they WERE running around shouting at each other but now they’re on an iPhone playing music from YouTube with no headphones and one of them just said “if a zombie gets shot in the body it dances” and I’m very worried. Not sure what I’m worrying about, but I’m worried.

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Ok so I’m at a Fall Out Boy concert and I was trying to get to my seat. I was in the wrong row, so I tried to step over the chairs behind me to get to the right row. So I stepped into a chair, and the entire row of chairs came crashing down and in (they were folding chairs) and I fell off and kind of into the chair. Everyone was staring, and I figured I might as well post this before someone else does. Can’t wait for my tumblr infamy and my stupidity immortalized.


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So my dad and I were talking about Nintendo and he was saying. “So super Mario 64...” but he pronounced it like “may-rio” like, dude, you grew up during the arcade era. You had all the original consoles, and yeah you’re too old for the 64, but still. What?? I don’t- So yeah, that’s a thing. I have a weird family.


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