Martyn: For Someone Who's 70% Water, You Don't Look Very Refreshing.

Martyn: For someone who's 70% water, you don't look very refreshing.

Ren: BUUUUUURN!

BigB: Water cannot be burned.

Ren: EVAPORATEEEEE!

Sausage: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.

Sausage: Me too!

Pearl, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Sausage: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Joey: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!

Shelby: …

Oli: And what do I get out of this?

Gem: I'll give you a dollar.

Oli: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Gem: How about two dollars?

Oli: You got yourself a deal.

Shelby, after the fifth jumpscare: Why are you like this??

Xornoth: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

Xornoth: I feel like doing something stupid.

Joey: I’m stupid, do me.

Okay but it would be so funny if Gem won from a lore perspective.

The Watchers invite ginger haired bi lady no.2 in limited life as a joke, then she destroys Etho. So they think, hm, lets invite her again. And she destroys everyone and their mother and laughs.

Scott: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Grian: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Scott:

Grian: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

Cleo: Scar and Bdubs just insisted Etho and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.

Cleo: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

Personal headcanon for the winners: They only remember the season they won. This is only so LL!Scott and DL!Pearl can meet.