Martyn: For Someone Who's 70% Water, You Don't Look Very Refreshing.

Martyn: For someone who's 70% water, you don't look very refreshing.

Ren: BUUUUUURN!

BigB: Water cannot be burned.

Ren: EVAPORATEEEEE!

After Double Life I can no longer take Soulmate Au's seriously. Completely different premise? Nope. Entirely separate fandom? Nada.

Divorce Quartet Incorrect Quotes

Scott, throughout Double Life: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

Pearl: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

Cleo: Are you mad?

Pearl: No.

Cleo: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Martyn: Can I ask a dumb question?

Cleo: Better than anyone I know.

Pearl: This date is boring!

Cleo: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Pearl: Then why did you invite me?

Cleo: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Cleo I'll do whatever I want!

Martyn: Pearl just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Skizz: Who's in charge here?

Martyn, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

Pearl, texting Scott: *sends a voice message*

Scott, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Pearl: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Scott: *presses play*

Pearl's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

Scar: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Scar: That's why I own TEN guns. Scar: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Idk if anyone else has said this but the Heart Foundations' acronym is BTS and i need to impart this information

I started off the life series from Lizzie's Last Life, and I swear the Flammable Trees moment gets funnier each time. It gets even better when the miscommunication hits.

Cleo: Just joking around with her new neighbor and ally.

Lizzie: Actively being threatened and intimidated.