Martyn: For Someone Who's 70% Water, You Don't Look Very Refreshing.

Martyn: For someone who's 70% water, you don't look very refreshing.

Ren: BUUUUUURN!

BigB: Water cannot be burned.

Ren: EVAPORATEEEEE!

Scott: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Grian: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Scott:

Grian: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

Bdubs spends two months carefully stitching his own moss cloak, but then it turns out that the actor for Skizz is allergic and he ahs to scrap the whole thing, so he wore a green shirt and huge googly eyes out of protest. He can't see through the googly eyes and bumps into everyone, but mostly Etho.

Skizz is given a suit, some scissors, and an hour in an isolated room.

Nobody checked in with BigB and his costume, so he walks in wearing a huge cookie:

Autumnwhistles idea for a last life musical made me think about the costumes and the funniest ways to make the costumes as crappy as possible.

ex: Scott's halo is a bunch of glow sticks tapes to his head that he has to hide between scenes so they can't see him entering/exiting.

or: Cleo gets the absolute worst makeup job.

or: The Watchers are just the tech crew who put a mask on before being onstage.

All the budget goes to giving Ren the most elaborate outfit.

Scar: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Scar: That's why I own TEN guns. Scar: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Personal headcanon for the winners: They only remember the season they won. This is only so LL!Scott and DL!Pearl can meet.

Life Series/Hermits (+Skizz) Incorrect Quotes

Grian: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.

Grian: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.

Impulse: Go on, give Skizz a compliment. Gem: How do you expect me to do that? Pearl: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you. Gem: Uhh… You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day! Skizz, sobbing: Nobody’s ever said that to me before!

Scar: I said ‘No’ to drugs, but they wouldn’t listen.

Skizz: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Pearl: Killed without hesitation.

Bdubs: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Cleo: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Bdubs: I said within reason, Cleo. How about I murder that guy? Cleo: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Bdubs: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?