Martyn: For Someone Who's 70% Water, You Don't Look Very Refreshing.

Martyn: For someone who's 70% water, you don't look very refreshing.

Ren: BUUUUUURN!

BigB: Water cannot be burned.

Ren: EVAPORATEEEEE!

Secret life spoilers!

The ginger bisexual women are competing for your front door.

Ren, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Cleo: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Ren: I absolutely do not.

I have been loving Secret Life so far.

Gem and the Scotts will either be the most cute cottagecore alliance and/or the next final three if both Scott & Impulse's streaks of doing well keep up.

BigB's entire vibe has been great. Please let him get the recognition he deserves this season plea-

Martyn's flip from the victor of the last season to the most pathetic wet cat of a man.

Cleo and Etho's divorce arc doing a full 180.

The Mounders is refreshingly new. Can't wait to see the silly continue.

The tasks feeling targeted in the best way possible.

The anxiety of taking any damage whatsoever.

Gem, Lizzie, & Mumbo are here.

I started off the life series from Lizzie's Last Life, and I swear the Flammable Trees moment gets funnier each time. It gets even better when the miscommunication hits.

Cleo: Just joking around with her new neighbor and ally.

Lizzie: Actively being threatened and intimidated.

After Double Life I can no longer take Soulmate Au's seriously. Completely different premise? Nope. Entirely separate fandom? Nada.