Martyn: For Someone Who's 70% Water, You Don't Look Very Refreshing.

Martyn: For someone who's 70% water, you don't look very refreshing.

Ren: BUUUUUURN!

BigB: Water cannot be burned.

Ren: EVAPORATEEEEE!

The life series thumbnails are a spectrum and Martyn and Skizz are on opposite ends.

Autumnwhistles idea for a last life musical made me think about the costumes and the funniest ways to make the costumes as crappy as possible.

ex: Scott's halo is a bunch of glow sticks tapes to his head that he has to hide between scenes so they can't see him entering/exiting.

or: Cleo gets the absolute worst makeup job.

or: The Watchers are just the tech crew who put a mask on before being onstage.

All the budget goes to giving Ren the most elaborate outfit.

Life Series Incorrect Quotes

Bdubs: I wasn’t that drunk.

Impulse: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Bdubs: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

Scar: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

Bdubs: But we lost Etho.

Scar: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

Scar: BigB, I screwed up, big time.

BigB: Scar, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

Martyn: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my soulmate love me?

Grian: I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you.

Tango: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

BigB: Hi, who's this? Grian changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

Bdubs: What's mine?

BigB: Gnome.

Bdubs: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

BigB: Oh, hey Bdubs.

Bdubs: FUCK!

*Cleo is crying after Last Life betrayal*

Etho: There there, Cleo.

Cleo, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my base?

Etho: Great question—

Scar: What do we think of Martyn?

*pause*

Ren: *sighs* Nice pal.

Etho: I think they're gay.

Okay but it would be so funny if Gem won from a lore perspective.

The Watchers invite ginger haired bi lady no.2 in limited life as a joke, then she destroys Etho. So they think, hm, lets invite her again. And she destroys everyone and their mother and laughs.

Idk if anyone else has said this but the Heart Foundations' acronym is BTS and i need to impart this information