Martyn: For Someone Who's 70% Water, You Don't Look Very Refreshing.
Martyn: For someone who's 70% water, you don't look very refreshing.
Ren: BUUUUUURN!
BigB: Water cannot be burned.
Ren: EVAPORATEEEEE!
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