Satan: *quietly Entering Mc's Room In The Middle Of The Night*

Satan: *quietly entering Mc's room in the middle of the night*

Mc: *sleeping like a log while hugging a stuffed animal of their own size*

Satan: …

Satan: *with a murderous face picks up the stuffed animal and throws it angrily against the wall*

Mc: *frowning at the lack of the stuffed animal*

Satan: *crawling into their bed and taking the stuffed animal's place*

Mc: *hugging him and smiling*

Satan: *happy angry demon noises*

In the morning

Asmo finds Satan and Mc cuddling while sleeping peacefully in an adorable position.

Asmo: … *taking out his phone and taking a picture* I found Satan, Lucifer!!! He's in Mc's room again!!!!

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no you don't understand the first one is so funny to me like

You and Lucifer are in the human world. Lucifer decides to try...literally any savory food.

Two seconds later you find him lying on the ground, pride forgotten as he tries to extinguish the burning in his mouth

Lucifer never eats human world food again.

OM! HCS (p1)

(based off personal opinion)

Lucifer can't consume salt (because, y'know, salt to ward off demons and all that) and as a result, all of the food in the HoL tastes bland. In the context of the HoL, salt tax takes on a whole new meaning (he once accidentally touched salt and had to remain in his room for weeks. of course, mammon and satan took full advantage of this)

Leviathan would totally dig OHSHC and, like, Your Lie In April and Your Name and, well, basically any romance anime

Mammon invests in NFTs (IM SORRY I LOVE HIM BUT HE WOULD) (IT'S THE AI GENERATED ONES TOO)

Lucifer once decided to start a swear jar, which he absolutely refused to put any money into He gave up on the idea when Mammon stole the jar one too many times and hanging him from the ceiling didn't work anymore

Akuber 🐦‍⬛

This'll probably turn into a list if Belphie continues being a menace

Chatrooms: [Belphegor]

Belphie casually trying to kill MC

Silly little headcanons #1

Lucifer

Definitely has a favourite pen and everyone dreads the day he will have to change it.

He once shrunk Cerberus and carried him around in a handbag because he had to go to the vet.

Joint pains (no, I will not elaborate)

Has a picture in his wallet of his brothers and MC. Luke is also there for some reason.

Mammon

Will turn off the lights and walk out of his room. Walks back a few moments later to check if he remembered to turn the lights off.

Boops his younger brothers on the nose when he says goodnight.

Considered dying his hair piss yellow at some point.

He swears that Luke is just an annoying little chihuahua that he doesn't care about. But the pictures of him accompanying Luke to the cinema suggest otherwise.

Leviathan

He forgets to throw out socks with holes in them. So sometimes he will just walk around with socks that are barely holding on.

Has a controller that only MC is allowed to use. He will not even use it himself.

Can touch his nose with his tongue

Accidentally called his brothers "Ruri" on multiple occasions.

Satan

Has an album on his phone with pictures of him and Lucifer. Will deny it if you ask him.

Once cursed the entirety of Lucifer's record collection. The curse in question made it so the only song on any of the records was Baby Shark.

When he wants MC's attention he will go "pspspsps."

Satan has put on his blue jacket normally a grand total of 6 times.

Asmodeus

Will wear heels with just about anything. Yes, that includes sweatpants.

A lesser demon once found out about MC's deepest insecurity and started using it to insult them. Asmodeus found out and sent the demon flying through a wall.

He either sneezes like a cat or like an old man. There is no in-between.

He reminds everyone in HoL to drink water and will make sure they do so one way or another.

Beelzebub

Not allowed to be alone in RAD's art supply room. He will eat the paint if left unattended.

He only had 4 shirts until Asmodeus forced him to get more.

Takes Luke with him around RAD when Simeon can't. Also scared of any demon that looks at Luke the wrong way.

He has carried every single one of his brothers to bed more than once. Lucifer is no exception.

Belphegor

Follows the cat rule. If it fits I sits.

Don't tell anyone but his favourite blanket is the jackets of his older brothers.

Will sometimes force people to take a nap with him. Does someone look tired boom it's nap time.

Pops his back really loudly whenever he wakes up

Simeon

Will show anyone and I mean anyone pictures of Luke like a proud father.

Got scammed once and now he's afraid of opening links.

He once accompanied Beel to a workout and ended up destroying a punching bag.

Do not under any circumstances let him be alone in the candle section of a store. Purgatory Hall already has a closet full of them.

Raphael

Tried to kill a fly with one of his spears.

When asked if he wanted anything special for his birthday he requested a cake made by Solomon.

Enjoys watching butterflies flutter around. He will stand absolutely still if one lands on him and stay like that until the butterfly leaves again.

Wins every staring contest.

Luke

Has gotten lost in stores, parks and RAD so many times that he now has a bracelet with the contact info of Simeon and Barbatos. Even though he has his own D.D.D.

Mimics Simeon and Raphael to appear like a mature angel.

He will never admit it but he makes drawings for the brothers.

Luke and MC have a secret handshake.

Solomon

Immune to the pain of stepping on a lego.

Once accidentally turned himself into a rat and nearly got murdered by Barbatos.

Enjoys watching romcoms with MC.

Can and will randomly appear in MC's room tell them a horrible joke and then vanish into thin air.

Thirteen

She has the most random things in her pocket. Watch her pull out a porcelain frog from one of her pockets.

She had a buzz cut at some point.

Will drag you out of bed in the middle of the night so you can test her new inventions.

Loves playing with people's hair. It doesn't matter what texture or length it is. Just let her play with it.

Diavolo

Has a rubber duck collection.

Was introduced to vocaloid and now he won't stop singing World is Mine.

Gives the best hugs. 10/10 would hug again.

Buys Barbatos flowers every week to show his appreciation.

Barbatos

Knows how to tap dance.

Let's MC call him Barbie.

He receives small trinkets from the Little Ds.

Will cradle MC like a little baby when he is stressed or just missed them.

Mephistopheles

He enjoys soup.

He says he hates hugs. But in reality, he might even shed a few tears if you hug him.

A master of building card houses.

Once took care of a bat until it was healthy enough to live on its own.

More DiaLuci head cannons

Lucifer, but not often, has fits of rage similar to Satan's. While he doesn't become violent, he becomes incredibly snarky and spiteful, usually insulting people. In all of these Diavolo is the one to calm him down, and never takes the insults personally and only focuses on Lucifer.

Lucifer once had a dream about the fall and broke down in Diavolo's arms while Diavolo consoled him.

Diavolo learned Lucifer likes having his hair played with through Asmodeus.

While Diavolo smiles a lot, his smiles around Lucifer are as genuine as can be, especially when Lucifer laughs or smiles.

Diavolo tends to be a flirt without noticing.

Lucifer doesn't ask for help, but this doesn't hide from Diavolo who can usually tell when somethings off.

Bringing back Lucifer's (body) praise, Diavolo compliments him to get him off and genuinely because it's what he feels like.

Lucifer sometimes strays from crowds if it's too much and Diavolo always follows to make sure he's ok.

Lucifer feels like he can truly be himself around Diavolo without receiving any kind of judgement.

Diavolo and Lucifer once waltzed in the Demon Lord Castle's ballroom.

Diavolo likes gives very unexpected kisses to Lucifer.

Their first kiss was at one of Diavolo's birthday parties.

Lucifer has grown accustomed to Diavolo's intimate touch and whenever his hips or waist is/are grabbed from behind he doesn't have a reaction and immediately knows its Diavolo.