hakirachan

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Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #4

Levi: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

MC: Making four accounts.

Levi, tearing up: Really...?

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #1

MC: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Lucifer: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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hakirachan

1 year ago

MC: *Running at lightspeed through the halls*

Lucifer: What do you have?

MC: A KNIFE!

Lucifer, chasing after them: NO-

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #8

MC: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Mammon: Wow. They sound stupid.

MC: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Mammon: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

MC: I guess you’re right. Hey Mammon, I love you.

Mammon: See! Just say that!

MC: Holy fucking shit.

Mammon: If that flies over their head then, sorry MC, but they're too dumb for you.

MC: Mammon.

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Lucifer: Now, what do you tell yourself when you’re having impulses to throw yourself off a bridge?

MC:

MC: yeet

Lucifer: No-

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hakirachan

1 year ago

*SMACK*

Why it so shiny tho-

All that stress from paperwork and royal duties can cause hair loss

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