Chaos Club

Chaos Club

*Lucius and Y/N are texting*

Lucius: Bring back PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE.

Y/N: I got spring water 😊

Lucius: NO!

Y/N: With EXTRA minerals!

Y/N: It’s like licking a stalagmite!

Lucius: DON’T COME BACK TO THE DORMS!

Y/N: Mmmmmm, cave water 😋

(Yes, I know phones didn’t exist to this level, but… *offers you GEN-Z marauders era?*)

I have decided to bend cannon and make my own group of misfits for my enjoyment:

Regulus, Barty, Lucius, Narcissa, Bellatrix, Severus, and of course Y/N (for the readers enjoyment.)

I’d like to call them the chaos club

Their ages are relatively similar in this reality and they all live a happy life because I cry when they die ☹️

Please don’t come at me in the comments if you don’t like this. I will frown

Links to the little blurbs:

Be Yourself

Scared Lucius

‘hi.’

Crying

Purified Water

My will to live

“BLOODY FUCKING WAND!”

I’m in the car rn and thinking and an idea came to mind:

Young Snape on the Hogwarts train for the first time and realizing he gets motion sick.

Imagine a young Severus very excited up for his first year at Hogwarts, he has a little skip in his step as he finds a compartment for him and Lily to sit in.

The train begins to move, pulling out of the station. Severus is fine for about four minutes, until he realizes his head is spinning and he feels a weird feeling crawl up his throat. Severus grips his clothes rather tightly as he breathes heavily out of his mouth.

Severus begins to silently freak, thinking he got some sort of food poisoning by a hotdog that he got back at the Muggle Shops around Kings Cross Station.

By the time Lily looks at him and realizes something is up, the trolley lady opens their compartment door.

The sweet trolley woman spots the little black haired boy breathing heavily and pieces it together that he is motion sick.

The lady hands him a small bright blue taffy from her pocket and makes him eat it. The taffy tastes tangy and salty, yet Severus still chews it and swallows it, his motion sickness beginning to go away.

Severus quietly uttered a ‘thank you’ to the woman as Lily bought treats from the woman’s cart.

(Check out my other posts if you like this Severus headcannon, I plan to add more headcannons)

Soooo…

I did a thing…😁

Tommy fan girls/boys, don’t come after me.

Look at the tie

This 👉your🫵 Mans 🚹? ❓

Tom Riddle? Or Rom Tiddle?

🥣🫷💀🤞👋 ~ I don't know how to feel about this-

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Chaos Club

Regulus: Just be yourself.

Lucius: Really? Regulus, I have one day to win over Narcissa’s parents.

Lucius: How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Y/N: Couple of weeks, I found your hair pretty.

Bellatrix: Six months. And only because watching you scream is funny.

Severus: Jury’s still out.

Lucius: See Regulus? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!