Rose: Dad, I Ate A Bug Today!

Rose: Dad, I ate a bug today!

Ron: Oh, was Mom baking again? Don’t tell her I said that.

Hermione: I heard that.

Young Tom: The moon controls the tides and the human psyche. Wolves know that, which is why they howl at it. It’s a tribute.

Therapist: Let’s talk about your father.

Tom: No.

Sirius: Pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms.

Peter: I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke.

Sirius: You piece of fucking shit, that was the love of my life.

Sorry, I stopped listening. My brain was hurting.

— Ravenclaw

Slytherin: I’m 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, and 20% don’t care.

Ravenclaw: That’s 110%.

Slytherin: 20% don’t care.

Ravenclaw: I should’ve seen that coming.

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👃- amortenia to me would probably smell like pages in an old book, laundry detergent on freshly washed clothes, and that one scent that you can identify as ‘christmas’ but can’t pinpoint on any one thing

🌟- this is a difficult one, because we don’t know a lot about the job industry in the wizard community. but since i’d like to be a writer one day, i’d say maybe a reporter or writer for the quibbler? that would be interesting.