Incorrect Jily Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Lily: How do James and Sirius usually get out of these messes?
Remus: They don’t. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
James: It was love at first sight, I knew my life would never be the same without her.
Lily: He’s an idiot, and apparently I find that attractive. Seriously, I don’t know how we made it this far.
Lily: Our can opener is broken.
James: So is it now a “can’t” opener?
Lily: ... I can’t believe I fell in love with you of all people.
Lily: What are you doing?
James, hanging upside down from monkey bars: Trying to kiss you?
Lily: You’re gonna fall.
James: Shut up and kiss me, asshole, I’m getting lightheaded.
Random Person: Who was that woman and why was she yelling at you?
James: Oh, that was my wife apprehending me for buying a $60 jar of honey.