Jason, Talking To Roy Unaware That Y/ns In The Apartment As Well: Hello Fellow Idiot

Jason, talking to Roy unaware that Y/n’s in the apartment as well: Hello fellow idiot

Y/n: Hey Jay

Jason: No, no, not you, you’re not an idiot

Y/n: You underestimate me

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Jason: Okay I get it. You’ve had a hard time lately, you’re stressed, seven people died-

Y/n: Twelve actually

Jason: Not the point. Look they’re dead now and really whose fault was that?

Y/n: Ours!

Jason: That’s right: no one’s

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Roy: Truth or dare

Y/n: Dare

Roy: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in this room

Y/n: Hey Jay

Jason blushing furiously: Yeah?

Y/n: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Kori

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Y/n: Someone’s trying to break in! Call the cops

Jason: (loads shotgun) I got this

Y/n: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

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Wally: What colour is a mirror?

Y/n: Here’s a better question. What are you doing in my room?

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Y/n: What goes up but never comes down?

Bruce: The amount of stress you bring to this family

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Y/n: Last night I found out that Wally is a sleep talker

Dick: Oh really?

Y/n: “The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.” Right. In. My. Ear. At 3AM

Bruce, a tired dad who should be sleeping because Gotham is a hard place to live in and he needs sleep: Okay, let’s try this one more time. Collapsing building, fire everywhere, villain attack. What do you do?

Dick:

Y/n: ... Call the heroes-

Bruce: YOU ARE THE HEROES

Why have I at at least one point in my entire young life had a crush on these characters??!! And WHY CANT THEY EXIST IN REAL LIFE!!!???

this sent me into another fucking demension

WARNING!!!!

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Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.