Jubilee: Scott And Pietro Seem To Be Playing Their Own Separate Game, And Its Called Lets See How Uncomfortable

Jubilee: Scott and Pietro seem to be playing their own separate game, and it’s called Let’s see how uncomfortable we can make our teammates by flirting at fights.

Jean: And they’re both winning.

Pietro: Reporters always ask us how we manage three kids with such different mutations so easily.

Scott: The secret is, we don’t. We have no control of them whatsoever.

Pietro: Earlier, Nate called my name and when I went to see what was going on, John shot me in the throat with a nerf gun before Luna tackled me to the floor.

Nate: Any chance that’s for me?

John: It’s for Ocko. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.

Luna: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Jubilee: Where were you? We were worried!

Scott: Don’t worry, Jubes. I was meeting someone who may have changed my life!

Kurt: You met a girl!

Jubilee: What’s her name?! Emma?! Madelyn?! Joanna?!

Scott: Pietro . . .

Kurt: Terrific!!

Scott: No! He’s a member of the brotherhood.

Jubilee: Wonderful!

Scott: No! He’s a thief!

Kurt: Oh.

Jubilee: Scott, you do not have my permission to fuck a thief.

Scott: Oh my god.

Alex: I can’t take this! I’ve hit my limit!

Hank: It’s literally just broccoli . . .

Scott: Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.

Jubilee: He kissed a guy!!!

Scott: No, I didn’t!

Ororo: Yes, you did!

Scott: Didn’t!

Jubilee: Diiiiiiiiiiid!!!

Scott: Did! Not!

Ororo: Did!

Jubilee: Did, did, did, did, did! Di di di did di di di did!!!

Jean: Babe, I can break this tie.

Jean: *holds up a photo of Pietro kissing Scott*

Ororo: He totally did!