Scott: You Have Got To Stop Breaking Into My House.

Scott: You have got to stop breaking into my house.

Pietro: I wouldn’t have to if you just gave me the key!

Jubilee: Where were you? We were worried!

Scott: Don’t worry, Jubes. I was meeting someone who may have changed my life!

Kurt: You met a girl!

Jubilee: What’s her name?! Emma?! Madelyn?! Joanna?!

Scott: Pietro . . .

Kurt: Terrific!!

Scott: No! He’s a member of the brotherhood.

Jubilee: Wonderful!

Scott: No! He’s a thief!

Kurt: Oh.

Jubilee: Scott, you do not have my permission to fuck a thief.

Scott: Oh my god.

Pietro: You can’t just lie here in the dark while listening to eighties music!

Scott: I could have, if you hadn’t turned on my lights and shut off my speakers.

Scott: Okay, now that you have a girlfriend I feel comfortable talking about my own love life!

Jean: Go on?

Scott: Quicksilver’s hot!

Jean: . . .

Jean: Get out.

Pietro: “Get married and have kids,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said.

Nate: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

John: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

Luna: It’s called a fire extinguisher. FIRE. EXTINGUISHER.

Scott: JOHN LITERALLY HAS A FIRE MUTATION! JUST CONTROL IT!

Pietro: Don’t. Don’t if you value your sanity.

Alex: I can’t take this! I’ve hit my limit!

Hank: It’s literally just broccoli . . .