Charles: Name?

Charles: Name?

Scott: Scott Summers.

Charles: Sex?

Scott: . . .

Scott: Frequent?

Charles: No, which. Male, female, or–

Scott: Doesn’t matter. Both. Male and female. Sometimes together.

Jean: Just kill me now.

Pietro: Okay, Scott. This is getting ridiculous now. It is clear that there is a sexual tension between us, but for some reason you decide not to act on it.

Scott: Um…

Pietro: Here, I made a PowerPoint presentation on why we should kiss:

1. I am very pretty

2. This is a classic enemies to lovers situation.

Crystal: Pietro, we’re married…

Pietro: Details.

Pietro: Everyone has a “bad” sibling that teaches you a few things. Like how to pickpocket, how to manipulate others, how to smoke.

Pietro: How to hotwire a car, how to forge documents, how to put tacks in your shoe to throw off a lie detector test–

Scott: Wait, which of your siblings was this?

Pietro: I am the sibling.

Erik: Who wants to make five dollars?

Jean: How?

Erik: I need someone to take the fall.

Charles: *distantly* Oh my god!

Lorna: What did you do?!

Erik: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Wanda: Why can’t you–

Charles: OH MY GOD!!

Pietro: Make it ten.

Erik: Done!

Charles: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

Erik: You’re a good son.

Erik: *dragging Pietro out by the ear* I GOT HIM, DARLING! DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!

here's Scott wearing quicksilvers costume in X-Men #59 if it so interests you, I don't remember the context for how he got it or why he's wearing it, I thinkkk he borrowed it for a mission?

Oh boy, you can’t even guess how many of my brain waves you just fundamentally shifted. That’s even my favorite of all the Quicksilver suits! I was already thinking about getting back into writing for Silvercyclops, but this alone has given my enough ideas to decide!

Peter: So you like bad boys, huh?

Scott: I guess?

Peter: Tell him!

Jean: He’s just literally the worst.