Charles: Im Sorry, Are You Friends With This Criminal?

Charles: I’m sorry, are you friends with this criminal?

Scott: No, not really.

Peter: Absolutely, best friends.

Scott: It’s a layered relationship.

Peter: Best friends!

Peter: How are you feeling on a scale of the Eurythmics’ “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” to Marilyn Manson’s “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)”?

Wanda: I’m at a solid “Faith” by Limp Bizkit.

Peter: Jean?

Jean: It’s between two Eurythmics songs. “I Saved the World Today” or “Miracle of Love”.

Wanda: Oh, nice!

Peter: What about you, Dad?

Erik: *turns to Scott* How do you date that? How can you stand it?

Scott: He’s hot, the little spoon, and a top. What’s not to love?

Just imagine the comedic value of Dick Joke^2. You either have a) a couple that Agatha separated during the illusion and Jack jokes about Ralph cheating until the end of time or b) Wanda casts two strangers as the married couple of Pietro and Scott Maximoff. After she takes down the hex they just kind of shrug and stay married. Pick your poison.

is it possible for me to push ronica to be a popular ship without ever putting effort into writing anything for it just for the sake of the name? because I hate it

I’m not even sure how to respond to this? I’m scared? But I’m also super flattered.

pov I hold Lan gently like hamburger

Jubilee: It’s so annoying how Scott is good at everything! There’s got to be SOMETHING he’s terrible at!

Kurt: Yeah. Maybe he’s a bad kisser or something.

Pietro: No, he’s good at that too.

Ororo: What?!

Jubilee: What?

Jean: What?

Alex: WHAT?!

Pietro: . . .

Pietro: What?

Kurt: *ordering a cake on the phone*

Bakery: What would you like it to say?

Kurt: *covers phone* Anna, do we want a talking cake?

Anna: Obviously.

Raven: Irene, we’ve failed as parents.

Irene: I would normally disagree but considering the circumstances…