Jubilee: Its So Annoying How Scott Is Good At Everything! Theres Got To Be SOMETHING Hes Terrible At!

Jubilee: It’s so annoying how Scott is good at everything! There’s got to be SOMETHING he’s terrible at!

Kurt: Yeah. Maybe he’s a bad kisser or something.

Pietro: No, he’s good at that too.

Ororo: What?!

Jubilee: What?

Jean: What?

Alex: WHAT?!

Pietro: . . .

Pietro: What?

Peter: I’m Pietro, but I go by Peter.

Jubilee: I’m Jubilee.

Peter: So…

Jubilee: My best friend is really cute.

Peter: MOOD.

Jubilee: I want to marry Jean!

Peter: I want to have Scott’s children!

Jubilee: THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE BUT I WANT TO HAVE JEAN’S!!!

Peter: WE’RE GOING TO BE BEST FRIENDS!!!

Jubilee: YES!!!!!!

Scott: *in a hospital bed* What is it, Doctor?

Doctor: Well, the appendix was most likely burst due to pressure during sex.

Alex: SEX!?!

Scott: I can explain-

Alex: Who? It better not be that asshole speedster because I swear to god I will murder him!

Scott: ...

Alex: Peter?! Your roommate, Peter?! You could do so much better than him!

Scott: He’s not that bad!

Alex: *gags* Oh god, now I’m imagining it!

Charles: I’m sorry, are you friends with this criminal?

Scott: No, not really.

Peter: Absolutely, best friends.

Scott: It’s a layered relationship.

Peter: Best friends!

Villain: We have your Mom.

Kurt: Which one?

Villain: ...what?

Kurt: You heard me.

Villain: Blue skin, yellow eyes, a weird skull thing on her head?

Kurt: Oh, you mean my ren! Yeah, no, you don’t have them. They have you.

Jean: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Pietro: I’m a knife.

Scott: He’s a goddamn octopus, just wraps his limbs around me and squeezes like he thinks I’m going to fly away.