Tony: Why Can't We Just Leave Morgan At Home With Nat? Shes Definitely Old Enough To Babysit

tony: why can't we just leave morgan at home with nat? she’s definitely old enough to babysit—

pepper: because nat’s idea of babysitting morgan is “making sure she survives”

peter: i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere, and you’re forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job. what if i wanted to be a duck? nobody asked me if i wanted to be a duck

tony:

tony: do you want to be a duck?

peter, tearing up: yeah

peter, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! i was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

morgan, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

tony: what the hell are you guys doing

peter: playing systematic oppression

peter: what if school burned calories?

mj: what if school burned

peter:

mj: down

peter: hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

mj: a glass of water is an inanimate object. therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language

peter:

peter: water you doing?

bucky: can i ask you a question?

sam: shoot

bucky: *shoots the ceiling*

bucky: can i ask my question now?