Peter: I Hate How Youre Just Born Out Of Nowhere, And Youre Forced To Go To School And Get An Education

peter: i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere, and you’re forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job. what if i wanted to be a duck? nobody asked me if i wanted to be a duck

tony:

tony: do you want to be a duck?

peter, tearing up: yeah

peter: i want to preface this by saying that nothing happened. nothing is actually on fire. this is simply for future reference

tony:

peter: do we have a fire extinguisher?

peter: guess what i’m doing tomorrow

may: getting out of bed and becoming a productive member of society?

peter: *snorts* good one

thor: guess what i’m about to get

loki: on my nerves

tony: i think i’m coming down with something, i’ve been feeling nauseous lately

peter: maybe you’re pregnant

tony:

peter:

tony: i don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack

tony: i’ve learned some very valuable lessons from this

rhodey: i’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away

tony: death isn’t real and i’m basically god