Tony: You Know Archaic Latin?

tony: you know archaic latin?

natasha: i got bored with classical latin

tony:

tony: you know normal latin?

natasha: yeah, someone from my knitting club taught me

tony: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB???

tony: i’m sorry for all the stuff i said

steve: and for punching me in the face?

tony: no, you definitely deserved that

villain: is this the part where you tell me that if i hurt him you’ll kill me?

bucky: no. sam is perfectly capable of killing you himself. but i’ll happily watch

steve: it would help if you two showed up looking like a loving, supportive team

sam: for how long?

steve: ten minutes, tops

sam:

bucky:

bucky: can you get it down to five?

peter: what’s your biggest fear?

mj: being forgotten

peter: damn, that’s deep

peter: mine’s the kool aid man but i feel kinda stupid about that now

loki: shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut anytime you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father's house while chanting ominously about his sins

mobius:

mobius: are you… okay?