Loki: Shapeshifting Is The Best Super Power Because You Can Have Any Haircut Anytime You Want, You Can

loki: shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut anytime you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father's house while chanting ominously about his sins

mobius:

mobius: are you… okay?

rhodey: tony, up and at'em, time to go

tony, groaning: i don’t wanna go back to school

rhodey:

rhodey: tony, you’re like fifty

morgan: dad, will you read me a bedtime story?

tony: no

morgan: pretty please?

tony: the physical expression of the word "please" doesn’t change my answer

peter: here’s my award for the most rules broken

ned: that’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from mr. stark

peter, hanging it on his wall: well, it has the word “most” in it so i’m calling it an award!

loki: i am the problem here, i am fully aware. but i've made the decision to inflict me on everyone else

mobius:

peter: i’m going to get some soup

tony: be careful not to burn yourself, it’s hot

peter: i’m not going to burn myself, i’m not a child

*five seconds later*

peter: i burned myself