Peter: I Like Haunted Houses In Theory, But I Have No Idea How To React When The Actors Speak To You.

peter: i like haunted houses in theory, but i have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. they ask me a question and i just... answer it

peter: the scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted interaction

fury, standing with his back turned: i’ve been expecting you, stark

tony: how did you do that without turning around?

fury: …to be perfectly honest the first couple of people i did that to were not you

loki: they died of natural causes

mobius: they were stabbed multiple times

loki: well it’s natural to die after that

steve: your ancestors would find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave

tony: this is by far the best compliment i’ve ever received

tony: it has come to my attention that some people here have been calling me a "man-whore," which i do not appreciate

tony: i prefer “gentleman of the night”

tony: or “prosti-dude”

tony: we both look very handsome tonight

stephen: you know, if you'd just said that i looked handsome, i would have said, "so do you."

tony: i couldn’t take that chance