RFA Reacts To MC Using A Pickup And Finger Guns On Them

RFA reacts to MC using a pickup and finger guns on them

personally I like finger guns anyone who knows me knows I am a huge dork and i like to make puns but my somewhat dry humor means that people may not notice if I don’t actively play it up so bring in the awkwardly dorky finger guns (guy’s there’s a reason I don’t have many friends I am so far from cool) any way I don’t do pick up lines because I don’t have any interest in actual dating so I had to look these up. I hope ya’ll enjoy these. writing them made me happy at least. 

oh also ya know master list

Jumin

-        I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation *finger gun*

-        Straight up asks what you’re doing with your hands.

-        MC: it’s uh ironic I guess? It’s like a silly thing you do if you are trying to flirt with someone and you fail at it Jumin: and you made that gesture to me because? MC: I was trying and failing to flirt with you Jumin: I do not believe you were failing *trademark smirk* Mc: *gulp* Help

-        Tries it on you and is pleasantly surprised by your giggle and blush (it’s just so awkward and cute and oh my god you are going to marry this man)

-        Gets Saeyoung to make him a finger gun emoji (Saeyoung is hyped)

-        Everyone loses their sh*t

Yoosung

-        “You’re my superman yoosung * jokey finger guns*

-        Turns bright red, stutters,

-        Tries desperately to flirt back but can’t get the pickup line out

-        You can’t get over how cute his embarrassed face is

-        He is now distraught at how often you start doing this

-        Keeps asking the RFA for help on lines to say back to you because he wants to impress you

Saeyoung

-        “I’d like to play on your laptop *wink and finger-gun*”

-        It was in this moment that he knew he was in love

-        Finger-gun’s back

-        Starts a finger-gun shoot out

-        It always ends in his over the top death scene He falls into your arms and quotes hamlet

-        you giggle and give him a kiss to bring him back to life

Zen

-        Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine. *finger gun*

-        he can’t stop laughing, you looked so cute

-        once he gets a hold of himself he turns the table on you

-        jagiya, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print. *finger guns*

-        he is absolutely hugging you so tight it’s hard to breath

-        the beast is unleashed

-        you swear you’ll learn more theater pickup lines

Jeahee

-        can I have your number because I like you a latte *finger guns*

-        sputters blushes “what?”

-        tries to brush it off as a joke (because you two are friends)

-        secretly hopes it wasn’t a joke (she may not want to be just friends)

-        tells you about this new café that has really good latte art

-        you insist that both of you go together

-        now she has a date? Maybe? Or at the very least she has plans to meet a friend

-        you two spend a lot of time in this weird “are we friends or dating and they just go slow” area

Mc spoils the RFA + saeran with their perfect bath

guys i love baths. bath bombs, I got a job at bath and body works because i love their products and lush doesn't have a store near me. baths are beautiful wonderful indulgent moments of relaxation and should be treated as sacred and holy times. so here we have MC giving the RFA their perfect bath.

also my master list grows with every new post so be sure to keep an eye on it.

Jumin

-        He has been so stressed its affecting his sleep

-        So tonight your bound and determined to get him to relax

-        He doesn’t usually take baths he’s a shower guy

-        His bathtub is HUGE though (mostly because he knows you love baths)

-        The water is so hot his skin is a little red but not so hot that hit hurts

-        Hot water helps relax the muscles you point out

-        you use a bath bomb that colors the water a deep purple with eco safe silver glitter

-        it’s scented with cedar wood and lavender oil

-        you even dimmed the lights and played cello music to create the optimal relaxation

-        he starts soaking as you pour both of you some wine

-        he asks you to join him saying that it would be “terribly boring” without you

-        you chuckle and slip in with him leaning against his chest

-        he tells you about a new cat business

-        you tell him about teaching Elizabeth the 3rd to do the obstacle course you and he set up

-        you mention that the water looks like the starry night sky and move to kiss him

-        he smiles and catches your chin in his hand to deepen the kiss

-        he thinks he will indulge in baths more often if you will be joining him like this

Yoosung

-        he knows that girls like baths but he’s never really enjoyed them

-        he gets antsy if he sits still too long and shows just seem easier

-        so you decide to show him the light

-        the bathtub at his place isn’t big but you can manage since there isn’t an easy solution

-        the water is another problem it doesn’t get hot enough to be relaxing and certainly not hot enough to stay relaxing through the duration of the soak

-        so you fill up what you can from the tap and add boiling water to bring the overall temp up

-        you have to be really carful to not get it too hot

-        you use a light blue bath bomb with gold glitter its shaped like a shooting start and has a tiny toy inside

-        you do not tell him about the toy the toy is yours

-        its smells like freesia and honey, fresh and lightly sweet

-        you play the LOLOL equivalent of the LOZ great fairy fountain music

-        he grabs your hand as you go to give him privacy and won’t meet your eyes when he asks you to join him

-        you share a bottle of cold cherry flavored sparkling water

-        he tells you about the upcoming LOLOL event and you laugh at his animated hand guesturse splashing around

-        you give him a bubble beard and when you kiss him you pull away with half the bubbles on your own face

-        as great as the bath itself was his favorite part is towel drying your hair because of how messy and super fluffy soft it becomes

Saeyoung

-        broski neglects himself when work gets bad

-        he can get nasty

-        you draw him a bath with the hottest water possible

-        you use a bright red bath bomb with black and gold glitter

-        it smells exactly like fruit loops

-        you also add several rubber duckies (one looks like him and one looks like you)

-        you were not planning to join him really

-        but he splashes you and I mean you where wet already so when in roam

-        you too may or may not play act with the rubber ducky versions of you

-        you pour Dr. pepper into those plastic fake champagne flutes and toast to honey buddah chips

-        you have to ban honey buddah chips from the bath

-        you share memes on each other’s phones

-        and play soft 8-bit music as background noise

-        you wash his hair and hum a lullaby

-        he tries not to get sentimental about a childhood he never had

-        but you can tell he’s getting a bit sad so you squish his face and say “my name is Saeyoung and I deserve love” you have him repeat after you while his face is squished until his laughing again

-        you wrap his hair in a towel hat then laugh when he forgets and his hair dries all crazy

-        bath time becomes a really happy routine for you too

Zen

-        he is familiar with baths they are good for your skin every once in a while

-        he’s read all about the benefits, the pros and cons, what to add what to steer clear of

-        he insists warm not hot water “zen hot water feels the best” “it can irritate our skin jagi!”

-        you concede because he’s basically a human furnace anyway

-        you choose a dye and glitter free bath bomb

-        but it does have seaweed extract, coconut oil, and Epsom salt

-        it smells like rose, lemongrass, and mahogany

-        he puts his hair in a bun to wash separately (what’s good for skin isn’t always good for hair)

-        you both do face masks during the soak and there’s something you really enjoy about seeing him in a face mask

-        it’s one of the few times he looks genuinely silly

-        you talk about the new part he just got and he admits he’s nervous

-        “it’s a romance Jagi what if I can’t act it properly because I’m too busy thinking about you?”

-        he either drinks bear or lemon cucumber water depending on if he has an audition tomorrow

-        if he drinks beer he shares the can with you since he’s trying to cut back for you

-        if it’s the lemon cucumber water absolutely runs the bottom of the ice cold glass against your neck to see you shiver and shudder

-        but then you wiggle against him and he’s starting to have a hard time controlling the beast

Jaehee

-        this girl needs a tropical vacation bad

-        but since you don’t have the money or time you decide a staycation will do

-        bath water is hot enough to steam but you give it time to cool a bit before she gets in

-        you use and orange, yellow bath bomb with gold glitter that looks like the sunrise

-        it smells like guava and mandarin to give it a tropical feel

-        you play ocean sounds and quiet ukulele music

-        you make chamomile and lemongrass ice tea sweetened with honey

-        she chats idly about all the benefits of such a drink and debates whether to add it to the café menu or not

-        you can’t help but chuckle at her workaholic nature as you turn to kiss the tip of her nose

-        you even move a laptop with its webcam covered because everything with the RFA hacker has made y’all hyper aware of the vulnerability of technology

-        to the bathroom counter so you can watch Zen DVD’s while you relax

-        afterwards you paint her nails and discuss new cakes for the café

-        she’ll admit it’s no trip to Hawaii but it was very relaxing

Saeran

-        boy refuses to admit he needs some serious TLC

-        but you coax him in if you say you want to share a bath with him

-        you bring fresh flowers into the bathroom and make sure everything is perfect

-        you use a deep red bath bomb with black glitter

-        its shaped like a skull and he enjoys watching it fizz and bubble before you two get in

-        it smells like a bouquet of gardenias, roses, and lilies

-        you play nature sounds with gentle harp music

-        you make sweet hibiscus tea to share with him

-        he tells you about his latest therapy appointment and you ask him idle questions

-        “did you end up planting all the tulips?”

-        “maybe we should build a bird house! Or install a flower box on the window sill!”

-        “are you gonna dye your hair again? Or let it grow naturally?”

-        A lot of your conversations used to be one sided since he was so unused to make his own decisions

-        So conversations where you gently guide him to find his own ideas are helpful

-        Especially in safe and relaxing environment like this.

-        “I think I’d like to keep it bleached until it grows out” he says cautiously

-        “I think when it grows out on its own it’ll feel like the last of mint eye being washed away, and I hope I’ll be better by then. I hope you’ll stay with me until then.”

-        “always and forever” you assure him kissing his cheek and giggling at his light blush

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Trying to prove a point to my parents

the RFA reacting to MC saying something creepy in her sleep

so I went to a con and in one of the panels the speaker mentioned her boyfriend (also a speaker there) talked in his sleep and said only the creepiest shiz (she also mentioned him sleep fighting which is hilarious but not what this story is about) one of the things he had said that really shook her was the phrase “the wall’s demand a sacrifice” and i really like that phrase. 

so yeah that’s where this came from

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Jumin

-        it was past midnight and he was up to respond to a foreign business partner

-        he wasn’t fazed when you shifted and mumbled something incomprehensible

-        you had always talked a little in your sleep, mostly cute nonsense from your dreams

-        “the walls demand a sacrifice”

-        Well that was new

-        He debated waking you up, if it were a nightmare he certainly didn’t want you to suffer longer

-        Then you chuckled and he felt a shiver run up his spine.

-        He had never her you laugh quite like that

-        Perhaps he should make some tea and finish his work in the other room

Yoosung

-        He had woken up when a particularly loud crack of thunder rang through the stormy night

-        Jolted awake he looked around to check on you

-        But you were snuggled up just as cute as ever

-        “the walls”

-        He smiled a little to himself, he loved when you talked in your sleep

-        Sometimes if he goaded you along he could get you to say his name

-        “what was that MC” he asked gently prompting you

-        “the wall’s they want a sacrifice”

-        That was all he needed to hear to know he would not be sleeping that night.

-        He sat in the well-lit kitchen watching cute animal videos

-        Anything to not think about the ominous warning you had muttered

Saeyoung

-        You had your head on his lap as he worked on his laptop at the coffee table

-        He chuckled at your occasional grimace or smile as you dreamed

-        That is until you spoke

-        “we must give the walls their sacrifice”

-        “heh what was that?”

-        “the walls demand a sacrifice”

-        A second later you were shaken awake

-        “MC if you ever do that again I will douse you in holy water”

-        “huh?”

-        “nothing just um, time to head to bed I think”

-        You grumbled something about already being asleep before you shook you but relented and followed him to bed

-        not noticing as he absentmindedly fumbled with the cross around his neck

Zen

-        he’s occupied with character analysis when you appear in the doorway glassy eyed and vacant

-        he had seen you sleep walk before when work stress got particularly bed so he wasn’t too surprised

-        he stood, prepairing to gently guide you back to bed you turned your head towards the window and muttered something

-        he chuckled quietly thrilled by how cute you always were

-        he placed his arm gently around your shoulders and began to hush you gently as he walked you back to the bedroom

-        “the walls demand their due”

-        That stopped him in his tracks as he searched your blank and unfocused gaze still turned towards the only small window his apartment had

-        “jagiya?” he prompted gently trying to rouse you “are you okay babe?”

-        You shook your head blinking rapidly and coming back to yourself

-        “Zenny? What? Was I sleep walking again?”

-        “what were you dreaming about”

-        “I um its fuzzy, you were there I think, but mostly I remember there was someone talking”

-        “let um let’s get you to bed jagiya”

-        he decides its best to head to bed with you, though he didn’t sleep very well after that

Jaehee

-        she woke up to a call from MR.han

-        she was ready to turn him down. You had helped her take great strides in being able to say no

-        even to him

-        she looked at you and readied her resolution

-        then you spoke raspy and sleep deep

-        “the walls demand their sacrifice”

-        Well that was, unsettling to say the least

-        When a chuckle escaped your lips the last of her bravery slipped from her grasp

-        If she wasn’t going to sleep anyway she may as well work after all

-        She left you a note on her way out

-        “MC I had to go into the office urgently also you were sleep talking again last night. I read recently sleep talking can be caused by stress and sleep deprivation. Please take care of yourself and be sure to get good rest.”

Saeran

-        He doesn’t sleep well

-        So he’s used to sitting up watching you sleep it helps him calm down

-        The you nuzzle into his lap just a little more and mumble

-        “the walls demand a sacrifice”

-        He’s more curious than anything else

-        what does it mean? how do the walls speak to you? what kind of sacrifice do they want?

-        am I in danger? why did they choose to give you their demands?

-        I could sacrifice someone to the walls just as easily as you could?

-        who are the walls to judge me unfit for preparing their sacrifices?

-        He has to shake his head that line of logic was still so easy to fall into

-        He would wake you gently then in case the dream that caused the sleep talking was a bad one

-        then both of you could start the soothing routine of falling back to sleep together

Roof Top Affection

this is just me venting via     

Jumin x MC ficlet (1400 words)

MC struggles with feeling of emptiness that compels her to visit the roof of the penthouse despite the dangers, when Jumin is alerted he is not happy. (I don’t write angst guys this doesn't have angst it has like two seconds of sad and then a whole shiz ton of fluff)

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If you leaned forward just a bit, you could see the street below. If you closed your eyes and focused on the wind in your hair you could imagine you were falling. If you sat here long enough, you hoped maybe you could let go of the tightness that had somehow lodged itself in your chest.

It had taken incredible planning to get here. You had watched the guards for days before you sneak away. They wouldn’t have stopped you of course, but they would tell Jumin and he would worry. It isn’t that you wanted to worry him. you had simply been so stuck recently. Between the guards and the reporters, you felt suffocated, before you had married Jumin you had been a nobody, invisible to practically everyone and you had reveled in the solitude of it.

Now you sat on the edge of the roof of one of the tallest buildings in the city just to find a second of mock silence. the wind was loud and cold at this height it whipped around you as dangled your legs over the edge of the roof. no one could see you up here unless they were looking and you weren’t unfamiliar with heights like this quite the opposite actually. You sought them out regularly, they felt safe to you, as though your worries where tethered to the ground and through little more than mere distance from earth you could leave them behind. So it was fitting than that your ultimate solace came in this admittedly foolish game of chicken. How close to the edge could you bring yourself before the fear of falling drew you back inside. This was the farthest you had ever come, sat on the ledge legs dangling off eye’s closed and simply feeling the thrill of being so close.

“Mrs. Han.” Came the booming and authoritative voice of Jumin’s most trusted body guard “please step back from the ledge carefully Mr. Han has been called and will be hear soon”. The pseudo silence you had chased was shattered and you noticed the noise of the city suddenly still you couldn’t bring yourself to stand just yet, you gazed over the edge one final time. You could hear the heavy foot falls of the guard coming to retrieve you and you sighed. You put your hand up to stop him and stood of your own volition meeting him halfway. “I am to - ”

“escort me back to the penthouse to await my husband? Don’t worry so much I understand.” You smiled up at him and saw his nervous and melancholy frown. As he nodded and followed behind you as you made your way back inside.

“Ma’am? May I ask why you were up there?” he pressed gently only the barest hint of hesitance in his voice.

“of course you may, the real question is will I have an answer for you.” you said teasingly trying to lighten the mood at least a little. If you could convince the guard it was no big deal you had a better chance of convincing Jumin. You didn’t want to lie however “the wind up there is exciting. The view is breathtaking. Honestly it just, calls to me like a siren. Do you know about sirens? Jumin read me a book on mythology once and it talked about these creatures that sang so beautifully that they drew unsuspecting sailors into rocky waters, I think the roof is my siren. I know it’s dangerous but when I hear that melody, imagine that feeling, breathe that air, I can’t say no. I don’t plan on doing anything bad though so you shouldn’t worry”. Okay even you had to admit that sounded worrying. So much for playing this off as something trivial.

You reached the door to the pent house quickly and he sat with you stiffly until Jumin rushed in. you could see the immediate relief on his face when he saw you sat safely away from any dangerous ledges. You also saw the relief crumble behind a cold anger as the body guard moved to his post outside the penthouse door. Jumin sat in an armchair to your left and you watched him run his hands through his hair in exasperation trying to find the right words.

“It’s not what you think” you say cutting him off before he can speak, “I wasn’t planning to leave you. I could never leave you, I love you. I just,” but you trailed off losing your words at the sight of his hands shaking, the lost and broken look in his eyes.

“Just what MC? what on earth could have made you do something so reckless?” he said reckless but you heard the meaning behind it. Stupid, how could you do something so stupid, and how could you blame him really. You had known from the beginning that it was stupid, stupid and dangerous and breathtaking.

“Jumin I am so sorry. I didn’t mean to worry you. do you remember telling me about the threads that wrapped around your throat? They strangled you, held you back, hurt you. I have them on my heart they constrict in my chest until I can’t feel anything at all, but up there the wind and the quiet and the chill it helps. Their still their still tied around my heart but they loosen.”

He looked at you and you could feel his fear. The ever confident business man was nowhere to be seen in that moment. “you helped me untangle my threads MC. I want to do the same for you” you had never heard his voice waver like it did when he spoke the next words “but I can’t lose you like V lost Rika.”

Your heart froze and you moved from your spot on the couch. You knelt at his feet, held one of his hands securely in yours and leaned to meet his downcast eyes. “Jumin, I’m not going anywhere. Not now, not ever. When I go up there I do it to feel something, not to stop feeling everything. I’m not Rika you won’t lose me.”

Without a word he pulled you off the floor and into his lap. You wrapped your arms around him mimicking his tight hold on you occasionally raking your fingers through his hair soothingly. Slowly you could feel him relax feel him unwind around you as you gently and quietly chanted your love to him.

“I’ll build you a sky walk. Clear flooring and handrails. You’ll be able to be up there and still stay safe, but you have to take a guard next time.” You chuckle a little at that, he had always been a problem solver, of course he would find you a way to feel the city beneath you safely. “MC? please talk to me when you feel that way. I hate to imagine you suffering alone”

“anything for you love” you purr nuzzling your head into his neck before sneaking a kiss onto the skin there. The next few days he stays home from work to be with you. one day you take him up to the roof and sit with him feeling the wind in your hair and leaning against him. he admits it’s nice but it makes him nervous none the less, having you so vulnerable. He asks if you want to see a councilor after reading that thrill seeking behavior is linked to depression you agree on the condition that he attend with you the first few times. It helps him as much as it helps you, and though you don’t attend long you learn how to better cope with the periods of emptiness. In the meantime, an observatory is built on the roof and a skywalk is added these become a major tourist draw despite being open to the public only on the weekends. During the weekdays you enjoy planning for the upcoming RFA parties while lounging on the skywalk, with its crystal clear flooring and guard rails you often feel like there is nothing above or below you. Jumin often joins you for lunch relishing the view and your ever growing cheer.