When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 3

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 3

-Purely BTS btw-

Me: oh

Friend: yeah?

Me: oh...

Friend: ...yes?

Me: oooohhhhhhh...

Friend: Koreans?

Me: yes

Friend: what now?

Me: Bangtan

Friend: the heck is a Bangtan?

Me: they posted another Bangtan Bomb

Friend: tf?

Me: excuse the weirdness but I have to watch this

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Friend: this is literally them opening and closing a window while one of them eats standing out the sunroof

Me: exactly

Friend: are all of these like that?

Me: no

Friend: okay good

Me: sometimes Jin eats food

Friend: srsly

Me: and opens and closes a door

Friend: you're kidding me

Me: for 30 seconds

Friend: and you find it entertaining

Me: yes

Friend:

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Friend:

Me: I've watched it twenty times

Friend: just leave

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Me: omgggg

Friend: more Koreans

Me: why do you assume that?

Friend: because it's all you've been talking about lately

Me: not true

Friend: you were watching videos during class

Me: they were important videos

Friend: of Koreans eating?

Me: no, this one was V

Friend: doing what?

Me: no one knows

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Friend: what tf are you watching?

Me: what?

Friend: they look possessed

Me: what do you mean?

Friend: and what is he doing- is that what he calls dancing?

Me: hey, Jin's traffic control dance is adorable

Friend: um...

Me: it's his thing

Friend: and the two doing the- WTF

Me: what?

Friend: what are the two in the middle doing

Me: oh I think that's Rap Mon's signature move

Friend: and the three on the side?

Me: imitating EXO's tree at the beginning of Growl feat Yoongi being cute

Friend: and I'm not gonna even talk about the other two

Me: hehe Hopie and Jin... Omg I forgot their ship name

Friend: their /what/

Me: ship name

Friend: ship?

Me: yes

Friend: you mean you ship these guys with each other?

Me: yes

Friend: like as in love and kiss and sex?

Me: well, I'm more of a BroTP fan

Friend: the heck is BroTP

Me: but some fans do

Friend: oh gosh

Me: you should see the edits, hold on lemme find the V-Hope one-

Friend: bye

-Admin Jinnie

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When Bangtan tries to clean the dorm...

Jin: Okay, first off, RapMon, don't touch anything-

RapMon: *breaks the chair he's sitting in* hah, got it.

Jin: *facepalms* Moving on, Jimin and Jungkook, you guys clean the bathrooms.

Jungkook: Can't I go with Taehyung Hyung instead?

Jimin: *REJECTED*

Jin: Why??

Jungkook: Last time I was cleaning the bathrooms with Jimin Hyung, things got weird.

Jimin: Aniya! Nothing weird happened!

Jin: Just go clean the bathrooms. It's not like he's gonna do anything to you.

Jungkook: *groans and heads to the bathroom with a happy Jimin behind him*

Jin: Taehyung, you and Hoseok clean the bedroom and gather up the laundry.

Hoseok: Laundry duty again?

Taehyung: *giggles* he said duty...

Jin: Don't complain! It's better than cleaning the bathroom, isn't it?

Hoseok: But Yoongi Hyung and Namjoon don't have to do anything?

Yoongi: *with his eyes closed* disturb my nap and I'll kill you.

Jin: He'll do something eventually, but I don't think any of us want to-

*CRASH*

RapMon: Oops...

Everyone: *looks to the broken dishes on the floor*

Jin: *sighs* Namjoon, you go do the laundry. Clothes are harder to ruin.

Hoseok: Then what do we do?

Jin: Just clean up the bedroom a bit and organize things. After you finish, come help Yoongi with the dishes he'll be doing when he wakes up.

Yoongi: I'm not doing the dishes.

Jin: Oh yes you are, you hardly ever clean the dorm, and we're all sick of you being lazy.

Yoongi: Well, I'm sick of you bossing me around.

Hoseok: Yoongi Hyung, just do what he says.

Yoongi: *mumbles and gets up to start on the dishes*

Taehyung: Then what are you doing, Jin Hyung?

Jin: I'm gonna head to the store and then vacuum when I get back. The house better be in one piece.

Taehyung: *giggles* he said One Piece...

Hoseok: Neh, Hyung! I'll make sure everything is okay-

*RRRIIIIPPPP*

RapMon: Oops... *walks into the living room with a shirt torn in half*

Taehyung: *cries and runs to the shirt RapMon's holding* GEORGE!

Jin: *facepalms* Maybe I shouldn't leave...

Hoseok: No, I got this, Hyung! I'm good at being a leader-

Jungkook: Jimin Hyung! That's Yoongi Hyung's toothbrush!

Yoongi: *yells* What did you do to my toothbrush, Jimin?!

Jungkook: He dropped it in the to-

Jimin: Sink! It's in the sink!

Jin: Aish...

Yoongi: Add "toothbrush" to your grocery list, Hyung.

Jin: I think someone else should go. I don't think-

Hoseok: No! I can be in charge! I know how to be a good leader!

RapMon: Why can't I be in charge? I'm literally the leader.

Everyone: Because you break everything!

RapMon: Right... *mumbles curses at the others as he turns back to do the laundry while Taehyung pulls all of his laundry away from him*

Jin: Fine... I'll go to the store. I'll be back in thirty minutes; maybe less.

-20 minutes later-

Jin: *opens the door to the dorm to see Jimin soaking wet, Jungkook laughing at Jimin, Taehyung crying over his torn laundry all over the floor, Rapmon shoving torn clothes into the washing machine, Yoongi sleeping on the kitchen island, and Hoseok no where to be seen.*

Jin: What happened???

Everyone: *shuts up and looks at Jin*

Jungkook: Uhh...

Taehyung: *cries as he tries to throw his clothes back together* My clothes are RUINED!

Jimin: The toilet totally did NOT explode on me...

RapMon: and we totally did not throw Hoseok in the closet.

Jin: What the- why?!

Yoongi: *mumbling* because he wouldn't shut up

Hoseok: *muffled noises from the bedroom closet*

Jin: I am never leaving you guys alone to clean ever again...

Yoongi: But you got my tooth brush, right?

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 7

-SHINee version pt 1 (songs)-

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we-

Friend: NO.

Me: well when-

Friend: I'll tell you when we get to the destination

Me:

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Me: ~Nan gal su isseulkka~

Friend: no

Me: ~Naui Destination~

Friend: apparently using bigger vocabulary doesn't help with this situation

Me: nope.

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Friend: look at what I drew~

Me: wow, it looks really good

Friend: I know, I made it really colorful to give it a cartoon feel

Me: ...cool~

Friend:

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Me: ~You make my life Colorful~

Friend: why do I still talk to you

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Friend: can you put that song on replay, plz?

Me: ~Noona Neomu Yeppeo~

Friend: what

Me: ~Michyeo~

Friend: wait

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: I meant to say repeat omg

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Friend: nooo

Me: what?

Friend: my little brother is showing symptoms of a cold

Me: symptoms

Friend: yes- wait

Me:

Friend: he's showing signs of it not symp-

Me: ~UIMIL AL SU EOMNEUN MUGWANSIMHAN NE PYOJEONG~

Friend: why are you like this

Me: ~SUMI SUMI SUMI MEOMCHWO~

Friend: why

Me: ~CHAGAUN NUNBICHE PAEIN NAE~

Friend: plz stop

-Admin Jinnie

What happens when SHINee deprives Onew of Chicken?

Jonghyun: So... what do you want to ea-

Onew: CHICKEN!!!!!!

Key: Not you Onew Hyu-

Onew: My name's not Onew! It's Captain Chicken!

Minho: I'm going out. Who wants to come?

Taemin: Me!

Jonghyun: Me!

Onew: Yay! Let's go get chicken!!!

Others: Aniya!

Onew: I am leader! You do as I say!

Minho: Jonghyung Hyung, Tae, let's go.

Onew: *Stands up* Chicken is my Baby! I must have it!

Jonghyun: I have the keys. Run to the door!

J,M,&T: *start running*

Onew: *Jumps in front of Taemin and Minho while glaring at Jonghyun* Chicken is LIFE!

Key: He's gone mad...

Jonghyun: No duh!

Onew: *Starts mumbling incoherent things*

Taemin: Minho hyung, I'm scared.

Minho: Me too...

Onew: CHICKEN IS LIFE!!! I WANT IT!!!

Key: Okay! You can have your chicken!!

Onew: *Turns back into self* Okaiii!

Everyone: *sighs*

Taemin: Just a typical Friday...

-Admin Jongie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 5

Me: //has earphones in

Friend: omg you're listening to Koreans AGAIN?

Me: wtf who said I was listening to K-Pop?

Friend: you don't listen to anything else

Me: that's not true. I have English music on here.

Friend: okay, how many English songs are on your phone

Me: well-

Friend: -and English versions of Korean songs don't count

Me: I-

Friend: -neither do covers of English songs

Me: ...

Friend: well?

Me: hold on let me count

Friend: ok-

Me: done

Friend: already?

Me: I have a total of 11

Friend: 11?

Me: yes

Friend: and...?

Me: They're those U2 songs that iTunes gave out for free

Friend:

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Me: those count, right?

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Friend: //looking through my laptop

Friend: omg what

Me: what

Friend: "Kpop Dance Tutorial"??

Me: OMG WAIT

Friend: you were looking up-

Me: shhhh giVE It bACk

-Admin Jinnie