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sometimes violence is the option

a veces la violencia es la opción

Did... Is that-

Huh. I do that, dont I?

I have been told before what my actions do to other people, yes I'm short, no I will not ask for your assistance FUCK OFF-

tim: What’s it like being tall?

dick: Is it nice?

duke: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

jason, glancing at damian: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

its batman and robin

Those twins Damian and Danny's fics always have them being like “YOUR ALIVE!!!?!!!!” *starts crying* but what if instead they immediately accept it?

Dick: omg Damian don't freak out but we found out that your twin is alive!! Damian: I KNEW MOTHER WAS LYING-

Damian: Brother I've come for you! Danny, who in one year died, learned ghosts are a thing and became the ghost king: yeah okay what's up dami

It would be even funnier if Danny and Damian find out themselves and just don't even tell anyone.

Danny would probably introduce Damian to Jack and Maddie but Damian would wait to tell the Batfam and make them suffer.

Reblogging again because op that's beautiful ❤

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I’ll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it’s funny and impossible so good fucking luck