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Courtney:Whats It Like Being Tall?
Courtney: What’s it like being tall?
Courtney:Â Is it nice?
Courtney:Â Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Barney:Â We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Norma:Â IT WAS ONE TIME!
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